5.17 review/reaction
No.
Just... no.
Bullet point thoughts because I need to get them out:
* Cas!!!!!! Drunk!Cas! Your Batman-voice was on in full-force tonight.
Also, take that, Sassy shippers. Sam's voice is grating. Ha! Nevermind the fact that Dean just confessed his undying love for Lisa. We all know he didn't mean it.
* DEAN YOU IDIOT!!!!! DON'T YOU REMEMBER 5.04? BECAUSE I REMEMBER 5.04! WHEN THE ANGEL DRINKS A LIQUOR STORE, YOU DON'T OFFER HIM A BOTTLE OF PILLS! THIS IS RULE #1 TO AVOID THE FUTURE, YOU JACK-WHOLE!
* Ahem
* I spent most of the night yelling "she's talking to an angel. but it's not the one she thinks!" at my TV. I really wanted her to be communicating with Lucifer the whole time, because that would have been AWESOME! Imagine, you're the daughter of a preacher-man, think that angels are telling you what to do, and come to find out that while it is an angel talking to you, it's the worst one.
* I still think Ben is Dean's kid, and therefore a possible vessel for Michael. DON'T LAUGH AT MY CRAZY THEORIES.
* Lucifer is absent from the Apocalypse because he's trying to find a nice bottle of wine to ply Sam before getting him to say Yes explain the nature of Hell and the Seals to Sam before feeling him up asking him The Question one more time. Because it worked so well on the Spaniard.
* DID I MENTION THE HORRIBLE IDEA OF TEACHING THE ANGEL TO DEAL WITH HANGOVERS BY TELLING HIM TO INGEST A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TYLENOL?!?
* I actually think that Dean's already said yes. I think he did it at the end of 5.14, and nothing happened. this is why he thinks himself unholy (or whatever). What he doesn't realize is that HE'S NOT MICHAEL'S VESSEL, BUT MIKEY HIMSELF. The angel Fell and is lying dormant in Dean's soul. He just need to figure out how to tap that hot ass into that in order to kill the Devil.
* Did I already talk about Drunk!Cas, because he was funny and pathetic in all the best ways.
* To be honest, the Lisa bit at the end felt a little weird to me (and not just because I ship Dean/Castiel Lucifer). Like, she was a one-night stand that he decided to hook up with before going to Hell and then he found out she had a kid and then he decided that he wanted to spend the rest of eternity with her? Really? Yeah, ok, sure. Whatever.
* BOOZE + PILLS = SEXED UP, DRUNKEN, HIGH, PHARMACY-ROBBING FUTURE!CAS, YA IDJIT!!!!!!
* Dean. Dean. I don't even... I can't.... ugh. WHY???!!!???
In conclusion, Dean is an angelic idiot, Cas hates Sam's voice on the phone so it's probably safe to say that pillow talk is out, and this show NEEDS MOAR MARKHA before I turn into a Lostie again.
* Show, please stop hurting me now.
Just... no.
Bullet point thoughts because I need to get them out:
* Cas!!!!!! Drunk!Cas! Your Batman-voice was on in full-force tonight.
Also, take that, Sassy shippers. Sam's voice is grating. Ha! Nevermind the fact that Dean just confessed his undying love for Lisa. We all know he didn't mean it.
* DEAN YOU IDIOT!!!!! DON'T YOU REMEMBER 5.04? BECAUSE I REMEMBER 5.04! WHEN THE ANGEL DRINKS A LIQUOR STORE, YOU DON'T OFFER HIM A BOTTLE OF PILLS! THIS IS RULE #1 TO AVOID THE FUTURE, YOU JACK-WHOLE!
* Ahem
* I spent most of the night yelling "she's talking to an angel. but it's not the one she thinks!" at my TV. I really wanted her to be communicating with Lucifer the whole time, because that would have been AWESOME! Imagine, you're the daughter of a preacher-man, think that angels are telling you what to do, and come to find out that while it is an angel talking to you, it's the worst one.
* I still think Ben is Dean's kid, and therefore a possible vessel for Michael. DON'T LAUGH AT MY CRAZY THEORIES.
* Lucifer is absent from the Apocalypse because he's trying to find a nice bottle of wine to ply Sam before getting him to say Yes explain the nature of Hell and the Seals to Sam before feeling him up asking him The Question one more time. Because it worked so well on the Spaniard.
* DID I MENTION THE HORRIBLE IDEA OF TEACHING THE ANGEL TO DEAL WITH HANGOVERS BY TELLING HIM TO INGEST A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TYLENOL?!?
* I actually think that Dean's already said yes. I think he did it at the end of 5.14, and nothing happened. this is why he thinks himself unholy (or whatever). What he doesn't realize is that HE'S NOT MICHAEL'S VESSEL, BUT MIKEY HIMSELF. The angel Fell and is lying dormant in Dean's soul. He just need to figure out how to tap that hot ass into that in order to kill the Devil.
* Did I already talk about Drunk!Cas, because he was funny and pathetic in all the best ways.
* To be honest, the Lisa bit at the end felt a little weird to me (and not just because I ship Dean/Castiel Lucifer). Like, she was a one-night stand that he decided to hook up with before going to Hell and then he found out she had a kid and then he decided that he wanted to spend the rest of eternity with her? Really? Yeah, ok, sure. Whatever.
* BOOZE + PILLS = SEXED UP, DRUNKEN, HIGH, PHARMACY-ROBBING FUTURE!CAS, YA IDJIT!!!!!!
* Dean. Dean. I don't even... I can't.... ugh. WHY???!!!???
In conclusion, Dean is an angelic idiot, Cas hates Sam's voice on the phone so it's probably safe to say that pillow talk is out, and this show NEEDS MOAR MARKHA before I turn into a Lostie again.
* Show, please stop hurting me now.