Lucifer Is Coming... by Carver Edlund (Spoilers!)

[mummyluvr314]

I put the dead clown on the raft,
I shoved it off to sea.
I set the clown on fire;
He came back to destroy me

He thought it awfully funny
As I ducked 'hind Misha's ass,
The song of angels filled the air
As bright light blew up Cas

I saw it all as in a dream,
For I'm the Prophet Chuck:
The world is coming to an end -
So, honey, what the fuck?

Ow.

Ok that didn't work so well,
But, sweetie, I'll explain:
The devil walks among us
Causing manly tears of pain

So let this be a warning
To family and friends.
This is the bang we've waited for
World's coming to an end...

Unless there's a sixth season
Then we'll go out with a whimper.
'Cuz, really, who trusts Kripke now?
The fans'll lose their temper.

Baby, please don't walk away -
I'm telling you the truth.
Lucifer has risen,
And Cas has lost a tooth.

I know it may sound crazy...
It even does to me.
But, babe, the world is burning,
So, what's it gonna be?

Well, that's just great... you walk away.
I'll have you know I saw
Just what all our futures hold,
How much you'll need a bra

Oh.

Former track star.

Well, fine.  This poem's ending now,
As it's the end of days,
And I know what's in store for all,
Just how to keep you safe.

So here is my advice to you,
The faithful Superfreaks:
Please stop slashing Sam and Dean -
The Devil wants the geek.