What on Earth Happened to the World?

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Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found lying drunk, naked, bound and gagged . . . in the yard of his official residence. . . . Reports say he was able to identify himself only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.
-The BBC

In Atlanta, state officials postponed a severe weather drill because of bad weather.
-The Oregonian