but i couldn't resist.
sometimes people ask me when I'm on IM with them...
"How come when you type, you spell words like "realize" like "realise?"
And I don't know how to respond..
It just because a preference.
I mean I understand that "realise" is the more "UK" spelling of the American English word "realize." But I don't really fancy words like "colour" or "favourite" or things of that nature. Actually, sometimes I balk at the paper when I read such words in print, or even on the internet. Yet when reading a word like "realise" or "criticise," I'm perfectly okay. And definitely I am aghast when I see things like "spilt" or "spoilt" because I know that's a Brit vs. an American "spilled" and "spoiled."
So that's one thing. But the other is how sometimes I just randomly say stupid archaic words that probably have no place in American or British English today or any day in the past 2 centuries. And usually I don't mind it, nor do I notice it even. But others do, and either they brush it off, or they point it out and give me odd stares.
Or they read it online and give me a ???
Case in point, in my last entry, I wrote:
"I won't dole over this any longer. I feel like crap."
Now I just wrote that with the random stream of my thought, paying no attention to it. Then I posted. Then I thought, "Hmm, I used a word that I haven't used in a long while, and gosh, I don't think I even used it properly in a sentence." Now it has been long since I've sat in an English class, and I could care less now in med school, but I'd still like to think my English is okay....and I'd hate to be making up my own language as I go along.
So I looked it up, according to the American Heritage dictionary.
dole1 (dōl)
n.
- Charitable dispensation of goods, especially money, food, or clothing.
- A share of money, food, or clothing that has been charitably given.
- Chiefly British. The distribution by the government of relief payments to the unemployed; welfare.
- Archaic. One's fate.
At first I said, "Fuck. I did use it wrong." Because I knew you can't just dole over things. Bob Dole doesn't dole over things. And he certainly wasn't anywhere near a form of welfare, unless it was his tax cut proposal. That's how I remembered what dole meant. And even the archaic noun about some fate didn't have anything to do with...doling.
But then, aha. Dole, the transitional verb...
tr.v., doled, dol·ing, doles.
- To dispense as charity.
- To give out in small portions; distribute sparingly.
Nope. I'm still fucking wrong. You can't really 'distribute' over something...ever, let alone longer. Oh well...
But wait, there's more..
dole2 (dōl)
n. Archaic.
Sorrow; grief; dolor.
[Middle English dol, from Old French dol, deul, from Late Latin dolus, from Latin dolēre, to feel pain, grieve.]
So there, dolore. Of course, Latin. The little Latin I learned in med school about pain and grief is where I got this dole thing from. But still, maybe Shakespeare uses it. I bet he does. In any case, I knew I was right. So there, I just spent 5 extra minutes of my life analyzing how stupid I can be, just because I use old archaic words that most people would look up in a dictionary and laugh at me about.
Fin.