Ok, because this is just getting ridiculous now...
People in the parking lot: STOP RUNNING INTO MY FUCKING CAR! I don’t run into your car and my car is fat. FAT! And yet I manage to drive through the parking lot without hitting anything or anyone. Learn how to drive please. On this note, if you do hit my car leave a note! Its common courtesy- oh wait, I’m sorry we don’t have that any more apparently. I swear, one day I am going to install a camera in my car.
So one asshole scrapped the side of my car and left paint. Paint! You know how much red and green, when it’s not Christmas, clash? Also, to the jerk that backed up and over my front bummer? You suck, suck, suck. Yeah, I know I sound 5 while typing that but, really how could you have missed that?
I’m betting that most of these idiots had their cars bought by mommy and daddy. Well I feel very sorry for you. Because, when you buy your own car, you are going to share my pain. And I will be happy.
Note: I’m generalizing. I realize that there are people who also take care of their cars but I’m too pissed to give a damn.
So one asshole scrapped the side of my car and left paint. Paint! You know how much red and green, when it’s not Christmas, clash? Also, to the jerk that backed up and over my front bummer? You suck, suck, suck. Yeah, I know I sound 5 while typing that but, really how could you have missed that?
I’m betting that most of these idiots had their cars bought by mommy and daddy. Well I feel very sorry for you. Because, when you buy your own car, you are going to share my pain. And I will be happy.
Note: I’m generalizing. I realize that there are people who also take care of their cars but I’m too pissed to give a damn.