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Quite a few weird dreams lately...
Just last night I had one that I was a cancer patient, and it was questionable whether my boyfriend was one, too. I think my boyfriend took the form of one of the darker skinned people I've taken care of, but I can't remember for sure. I was in and out of the hospital, paying close attention to the stuff they were giving me and so on. We had to take buses to the hospital, and the driver thought we were a crazy, stupid couple...and we were like "Well we didn't know someone was going to get cancer when we got together, obviously, why would we split over it?"
At the hospital one of the young girls I've taken care of was the care provider (only she was somehow older, obviously), and I was the patient...it was a really strange role-reversal. One of the mothers I know was the patient in the next bed to me (and she was pregnant again, wtf), and the little girl turned care provider was telling her she needed to insert a catheter because she hadn't gone to the bathroom and was over 500 ccs positive or something. And then I think they were coming to give me a catheter too, and I'm like .... why I'm just here for a chemo admission?! I think I felt a jab of pain down there, though, and I woke up. Idk not really that strange I guess, but strange for me.
In the realm of the REALLY weird, though, I had quite a few last week that all kind of blended together... I think in the beginning I was/was watching a movie of the hunger games, and it seemed totally real and believable, but it didn't follow the real plot at all. In this version, I/katniss was stuck in the arena, and even though I was almost by myself and at the end, they weren't going to let me win until they had teleported my love interest (peeta I guess, Idk) into the arena, and had us lose our virginities to each other. Like it was some sort of weird ritual thing they had to have the world witness. I remember we were spending the next week together holding hands and kissing and doing all that lame stuff, working up to it...but I don't think anything ever happened.
Later that night, too, I had a dream I was being admitted into some sort of society or cult like thing to observe, which this society had never really allowed before. I think it was something kind of occult or something, and they had this secret school for kids to teach them their ways. It was kind of like boy scouts or the Hitler youth (lol srsly), and they had a name that was vaguely German sounding... jutut or something like that. And in another area of this secret building/another part of the dream, I was watching older members of their "society". These two extremely corpulent old women who were supposed to be mediums or witches or something were attempting to have sex with this guy, only the only thing I remember about the guy was that his penis was also extremely corpulent... like it was shaped like a mountain and bulbous and weird looking. And the one woman was trying to mount him, and even though it was pretty much impossible, she was not giving up, and was asking for something disgusting like butter or crisco to help her out... yeah. There was another short dream before or after that which was also filled with so much similar disgusting sexual imagery (like srsly, this other dream was just like a collage of something you'd find on 4chan or bad shock sites) that I woke up pretty disgusted. :(
And on a similar note... my boyfriend is pretty much convinced I now masturbate in my sleep. I don't get it. The one night he woke me up because he was talking to me like *I* was awake, and it kind of freaked me out. I was in the middle of a totally non-sexy dream at the time about being a driver or something like that, and being forced to deliver/drive at night with this other worker who was extremely annoying for some reason I can't remember. But since my boyfriend woke me up, early that morning I had a dream where I was literally in my room where I was opening my eyes from sleep, and next to the bed at my computer desk, my boyfriend was sitting either getting fellated by or being forced to fellate some guy who looked like a really annoying kid I used to know in school, who was making a joke about the whole thing and acting like an imp or something. It was like some kind of weird continuation or revenge dream or something like that.
Just last night I had one that I was a cancer patient, and it was questionable whether my boyfriend was one, too. I think my boyfriend took the form of one of the darker skinned people I've taken care of, but I can't remember for sure. I was in and out of the hospital, paying close attention to the stuff they were giving me and so on. We had to take buses to the hospital, and the driver thought we were a crazy, stupid couple...and we were like "Well we didn't know someone was going to get cancer when we got together, obviously, why would we split over it?"
At the hospital one of the young girls I've taken care of was the care provider (only she was somehow older, obviously), and I was the patient...it was a really strange role-reversal. One of the mothers I know was the patient in the next bed to me (and she was pregnant again, wtf), and the little girl turned care provider was telling her she needed to insert a catheter because she hadn't gone to the bathroom and was over 500 ccs positive or something. And then I think they were coming to give me a catheter too, and I'm like .... why I'm just here for a chemo admission?! I think I felt a jab of pain down there, though, and I woke up. Idk not really that strange I guess, but strange for me.
In the realm of the REALLY weird, though, I had quite a few last week that all kind of blended together... I think in the beginning I was/was watching a movie of the hunger games, and it seemed totally real and believable, but it didn't follow the real plot at all. In this version, I/katniss was stuck in the arena, and even though I was almost by myself and at the end, they weren't going to let me win until they had teleported my love interest (peeta I guess, Idk) into the arena, and had us lose our virginities to each other. Like it was some sort of weird ritual thing they had to have the world witness. I remember we were spending the next week together holding hands and kissing and doing all that lame stuff, working up to it...but I don't think anything ever happened.
Later that night, too, I had a dream I was being admitted into some sort of society or cult like thing to observe, which this society had never really allowed before. I think it was something kind of occult or something, and they had this secret school for kids to teach them their ways. It was kind of like boy scouts or the Hitler youth (lol srsly), and they had a name that was vaguely German sounding... jutut or something like that. And in another area of this secret building/another part of the dream, I was watching older members of their "society". These two extremely corpulent old women who were supposed to be mediums or witches or something were attempting to have sex with this guy, only the only thing I remember about the guy was that his penis was also extremely corpulent... like it was shaped like a mountain and bulbous and weird looking. And the one woman was trying to mount him, and even though it was pretty much impossible, she was not giving up, and was asking for something disgusting like butter or crisco to help her out... yeah. There was another short dream before or after that which was also filled with so much similar disgusting sexual imagery (like srsly, this other dream was just like a collage of something you'd find on 4chan or bad shock sites) that I woke up pretty disgusted. :(
And on a similar note... my boyfriend is pretty much convinced I now masturbate in my sleep. I don't get it. The one night he woke me up because he was talking to me like *I* was awake, and it kind of freaked me out. I was in the middle of a totally non-sexy dream at the time about being a driver or something like that, and being forced to deliver/drive at night with this other worker who was extremely annoying for some reason I can't remember. But since my boyfriend woke me up, early that morning I had a dream where I was literally in my room where I was opening my eyes from sleep, and next to the bed at my computer desk, my boyfriend was sitting either getting fellated by or being forced to fellate some guy who looked like a really annoying kid I used to know in school, who was making a joke about the whole thing and acting like an imp or something. It was like some kind of weird continuation or revenge dream or something like that.