Home for the holidays?

[multi_porpoise]

My late grandmother used to tan my hide for saying this, but when I was a kid, Christmas kicked Hanukkah's ass. But these days? Six of one, half dozen of the other. Not saying they mean the same things, really, but in the end it all comes down to good feelings toward the rest of humanity. Well. It's supposed too, anyway. Peace and love and

Comments

[fuckthe4walls]

Some decent motherfuckin' beer would make a nice change from that Budweiser and Millers shit.

[multi_porpoise]

Any specific requests, or just something that isn't crap?

[fuckthe4walls]

Anything that isn't shitfucked American beer. Pilsner'd be perfect.

[multi_porpoise]

A woman after my own heart. You got it.

[fuckthe4walls]

Don't get so fuckin' friendly, Doc. You'll get your scrawny ass fired faster than a prostitute with herpes.

[multi_porpoise]

A mutual dislike of piss beer is hardly an invitation to share diseases. I'm not even close to crossing that line.

[fuckthe4walls]

Hell, where I come from this's practically fuckin' foreplay.

[multi_porpoise]

Let's just call it an excuse to stock up on something drinkable and call it a day, alright?

[fuckthe4walls]

Fuck yes, that's way less goddamned creepy.

[multi_porpoise]

Works for me.