The World's Most Terrifying Bachelor Pad: Monday Morning
The powers of Fandom are many and varied. Sometimes you wake up and it's snowing sugar. Other days your cupboards are filled with lucky charms.
And then there are the days you wake up as chihuahua.
Sadly, Jamie was not expecting this. Really he should have known this was going to happen sooner or later. And really, he should have been prepared for it.
Instead he was now a dog. Sitting up and looking up at the door that would get him out of his apartment he shared with Jeff and outside where there were bushes, bitches and mailmen to chase.
What? Bitches is totally the correct term to use!
//Dear God, I hate being a dog// Jamie whimpered to himself. //Stupid doorknobs.//
[For the roomie if he so wishes...]
And then there are the days you wake up as chihuahua.
Sadly, Jamie was not expecting this. Really he should have known this was going to happen sooner or later. And really, he should have been prepared for it.
Instead he was now a dog. Sitting up and looking up at the door that would get him out of his apartment he shared with Jeff and outside where there were bushes, bitches and mailmen to chase.
What? Bitches is totally the correct term to use!
//Dear God, I hate being a dog// Jamie whimpered to himself. //Stupid doorknobs.//
[For the roomie if he so wishes...]