Various Teacher Offices: All day Thursday
A sign leading to the teacher's offices had been posted. It read:
Excuse our dust as we try to improve!
Teacher office renovations as ordered by Acting Principal Jamie Madrox!
Anyone moving beyond that sign would find a large amount of Jamie duplicates in the midst off construction.
Jamie was there wearing a hard hat with the word "PRINCIPAL!" emblazoned on it as he went through the inspections of all the renovations.
"All right men! Let's see what you've done!"
Jamie looked at the dupe who was covered in... multiple colors of gunk. And feathers."Booby trap?"
"Silly string bomb," the dupe replied with a sigh. "And feathers. And then there was-"
"I don't need to know the details," Jamie said with a dismissive gesture. "I see we went with the meta for Dora the Explorer theme?"
"We thought Jan would enjoy it," the duplicate said with a nod. "Plus the pink walls. Pink carpet. Pink desk. And of course a nerf shooting range."
"Excellent! What's next?
"Bad news," said the duplicate. "Neal Caffrey changed the locks."
"Bastard."
"So we went through the air vents and completely filled his office with lime jello."
"Well... I guess that means we just have more supplies for Cap's office. All right then. Moving on!"
"Ahhh," Jamie said appreciatively walking into Anakin's office. "I think he'll really appreciate the fuzzy pink bunnies. Everywhere. A lot of pink bunnies."
"Yep," the duplicate agreed. "Pink fuzzy bunny wallpaper. Pink fuzzy bunny desk. Pink fuzzy bunny chair. Pink fuzzy bunny desk accessories."
"And a kid sized drum set," Jamie said appreciatively. "Because every parent loves to have their child express themselves through musical percussion."
The duplicate gave Jamie a strange look. "Sometimes even I wonder if we're being serious or not."
"Moving on!"
"I'm impressed," Jamie said stepping into Herc's office. "You wouldn't think you could fit an entire Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant interior in an office."
"We did," the duplicate agreed. "We even got a deep fryer so Herc can enjoy fresh fried chicken anytime he wants."
"And the giant turning bucket?"
"It can double as a desk."
"Excellent! Moving on!"
"Before we start?" the duplicate started. "You should know that whoever this Cindy person is... she's got quite the hidden armament."
Jamie gaped at the weapons cache that the duplicate had stumbled upon. "Dude. She could totally kick our asses. That is so hot."
"Yeah," the duplicate said in a dreamy fashion. "We so have a type. Anyhow we decided to go with a Disney princesses theme. Castle. Fairy tale kind of look. Crown. Glass slippers. Ornate furniture. The works."
"Looks like a winner. Moving on!"
"You know I think the Hello Kitty theme will really work well with Zoe," Jamie said admiring all the details and HUNDREDS of Hello Kitty accessories. "Plus the all the pink. And what have we done for little Grace?"
"Giant painting set," the duplicate said gesturing to the easel. "Unfortunately it's all oil based and none of it is really washable."
"Awww, that's fine," Jamie said with a wave. "I'm sure Grace will be as neat as a pin."
"... Again it's that thing where even I don't know if we're joking or not."
"Moving on!"
"Is Bo even Canadian?" Jamie asked as he looked around the room. "I mean the giant red maple leaf is nice. But don't you think the stuffed moose is a bit over the top?"
"Nah," the duplicate said with a shake of his head. "She's security. So therefore she has to be part mountie. Hence the mountie hat on the moose."
"I like it," Jamie said with a nod. "Moving on!"
"Wow."
"Yep."
"That's a lot of..."
"Yep."
"And how much of a discount did we get at Dite's?"
"A lot."
"... Is that tree over there made of vibrators?"
"Uh. Yeah. One of us got a little... crafty. We had to stop him before he started knitting dildo cozies."
"We might want to stay out of Steve's range of fire for a while," Jamie noted.
"Wouldn't that fly in the face of our lack of self-preservation?" the dupe asked.
"Fine. You can have a shield crack you in the face."
"I think we'll just lock up."
"I think that's a good idea."
[OOC: NFI. OOC is love.]
Excuse our dust as we try to improve!
Teacher office renovations as ordered by Acting Principal Jamie Madrox!
Anyone moving beyond that sign would find a large amount of Jamie duplicates in the midst off construction.
Jamie was there wearing a hard hat with the word "PRINCIPAL!" emblazoned on it as he went through the inspections of all the renovations.
"All right men! Let's see what you've done!"
Jamie looked at the dupe who was covered in... multiple colors of gunk. And feathers."Booby trap?"
"Silly string bomb," the dupe replied with a sigh. "And feathers. And then there was-"
"I don't need to know the details," Jamie said with a dismissive gesture. "I see we went with the meta for Dora the Explorer theme?"
"We thought Jan would enjoy it," the duplicate said with a nod. "Plus the pink walls. Pink carpet. Pink desk. And of course a nerf shooting range."
"Excellent! What's next?
"Bad news," said the duplicate. "Neal Caffrey changed the locks."
"Bastard."
"So we went through the air vents and completely filled his office with lime jello."
"Well... I guess that means we just have more supplies for Cap's office. All right then. Moving on!"
"Ahhh," Jamie said appreciatively walking into Anakin's office. "I think he'll really appreciate the fuzzy pink bunnies. Everywhere. A lot of pink bunnies."
"Yep," the duplicate agreed. "Pink fuzzy bunny wallpaper. Pink fuzzy bunny desk. Pink fuzzy bunny chair. Pink fuzzy bunny desk accessories."
"And a kid sized drum set," Jamie said appreciatively. "Because every parent loves to have their child express themselves through musical percussion."
The duplicate gave Jamie a strange look. "Sometimes even I wonder if we're being serious or not."
"Moving on!"
"I'm impressed," Jamie said stepping into Herc's office. "You wouldn't think you could fit an entire Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant interior in an office."
"We did," the duplicate agreed. "We even got a deep fryer so Herc can enjoy fresh fried chicken anytime he wants."
"And the giant turning bucket?"
"It can double as a desk."
"Excellent! Moving on!"
"Before we start?" the duplicate started. "You should know that whoever this Cindy person is... she's got quite the hidden armament."
Jamie gaped at the weapons cache that the duplicate had stumbled upon. "Dude. She could totally kick our asses. That is so hot."
"Yeah," the duplicate said in a dreamy fashion. "We so have a type. Anyhow we decided to go with a Disney princesses theme. Castle. Fairy tale kind of look. Crown. Glass slippers. Ornate furniture. The works."
"Looks like a winner. Moving on!"
"You know I think the Hello Kitty theme will really work well with Zoe," Jamie said admiring all the details and HUNDREDS of Hello Kitty accessories. "Plus the all the pink. And what have we done for little Grace?"
"Giant painting set," the duplicate said gesturing to the easel. "Unfortunately it's all oil based and none of it is really washable."
"Awww, that's fine," Jamie said with a wave. "I'm sure Grace will be as neat as a pin."
"... Again it's that thing where even I don't know if we're joking or not."
"Moving on!"
"Is Bo even Canadian?" Jamie asked as he looked around the room. "I mean the giant red maple leaf is nice. But don't you think the stuffed moose is a bit over the top?"
"Nah," the duplicate said with a shake of his head. "She's security. So therefore she has to be part mountie. Hence the mountie hat on the moose."
"I like it," Jamie said with a nod. "Moving on!"
"Wow."
"Yep."
"That's a lot of..."
"Yep."
"And how much of a discount did we get at Dite's?"
"A lot."
"... Is that tree over there made of vibrators?"
"Uh. Yeah. One of us got a little... crafty. We had to stop him before he started knitting dildo cozies."
"We might want to stay out of Steve's range of fire for a while," Jamie noted.
"Wouldn't that fly in the face of our lack of self-preservation?" the dupe asked.
"Fine. You can have a shield crack you in the face."
"I think we'll just lock up."
"I think that's a good idea."
[OOC: NFI. OOC is love.]