So... How long has it been?
You know those duplicates of Jamie tend to get around. I wonder where some of them could have ended up.
***
Somewhere in Angel Grove, Jamie is in the middle of a snit.
"Why do I have to be pink?"
"Ai-yi-yi! We don't have any other colors!"
"Can't I be green?" Jamie whined.
"I'm already green," Tommy grumbled. "Just be pink and deal with it."
"Easy for you to say," Jamie grumbled. "Your costume doesn't have a skirt."
"I told you we should have gone with the blond girl," Billy muttered under his breath.
***
Somewhere in New Jersey, Jamie is still whining.
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
"Glad to see you're getting the hang of the job," Randall snarked as he looked through the new porno mags that had just come in.
"Are you going to pay for that?"
"Haven't yet. You know what I just watched?"
"Me beating the crap out of a chewing gum salesman?"
"The last Star Battles film. I noticed something that I-"
Jamie started head-desking. "Oh God. Not this conversation again. So what if they were contractors? Can we NOT talk about it please? It's a frakkin' movie?"
"Fine. Want to watch Happy Scrappy Hero Pup?"
"No."
"Then lets head over to Big Choice video And rent porn."
...
"I'll get the car."
***
Somewhere in Pine Valley...
"And that's when my evil duplicate blew up the statue of liberty."
Stuart and Adam Chandler looked at each other and then back at Jamie.
"You mean your evil twin, right?"
Jamie just smiled and shook his head.
***
Somewhere in Neverland Jamie was running full steam towards the edge of a cliff before jumping off into mid air...
And screaming as he headed for the ground.
"Geez Tink! You think he didn't have a happy thought?"
Tinkerbelle smirked and hid her bag of glitter behind her back.
Served Jamie right for installing the clapper right after she drank the poison.
***
Somewhere between Troy and Ithaca, Jamie has been singing for hours
...A THREE HOUR TOUR!
A THREE HOUR TOUR!
THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH
THE TINY SHIP WAS-
At which point Jamie was thrown overboard by Ulysses so he could stop the pounding headache.
This of course just pissed of Poseidon even more and made the journey home that much longer.
***
Somewhere in Xanth, Jamie had just finished his three trials and stood before the Good Magician Humphrey.
"Well? Get on with it," Humphrey grumped. "I don't have all day."
"Okay. So I was wondering. Could God make a sandwich so big even he couldn't finish it?" Jamie asked.
Humphrey looked at him with an open mouth for a few moments. "Okay. I'm adding an extra year of service just for that question."
***
Somewhere in Vermont, Jamie walks into a small inn.
"Hi. I'm Jamie. This is my duplicate Jamie and my other duplicate Jamie."
George the handyman looked at Jamie curiously. "Dick! Look. They all look a like."
Dick gave George a glare. "Y-y-y-yes, George," he stammered. "They're called triplets."
"Which one is the evil one?" George asked.
"I think they all are," Dick Louden said reaching for his semi-automatic rifle. "Semp-Semp-Semper Fi."
***
[ooc: NFB but ooc comments are love]
***
Somewhere in Angel Grove, Jamie is in the middle of a snit.
"Why do I have to be pink?"
"Ai-yi-yi! We don't have any other colors!"
"Can't I be green?" Jamie whined.
"I'm already green," Tommy grumbled. "Just be pink and deal with it."
"Easy for you to say," Jamie grumbled. "Your costume doesn't have a skirt."
"I told you we should have gone with the blond girl," Billy muttered under his breath.
***
Somewhere in New Jersey, Jamie is still whining.
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
"Glad to see you're getting the hang of the job," Randall snarked as he looked through the new porno mags that had just come in.
"Are you going to pay for that?"
"Haven't yet. You know what I just watched?"
"Me beating the crap out of a chewing gum salesman?"
"The last Star Battles film. I noticed something that I-"
Jamie started head-desking. "Oh God. Not this conversation again. So what if they were contractors? Can we NOT talk about it please? It's a frakkin' movie?"
"Fine. Want to watch Happy Scrappy Hero Pup?"
"No."
"Then lets head over to Big Choice video And rent porn."
...
"I'll get the car."
***
Somewhere in Pine Valley...
"And that's when my evil duplicate blew up the statue of liberty."
Stuart and Adam Chandler looked at each other and then back at Jamie.
"You mean your evil twin, right?"
Jamie just smiled and shook his head.
***
Somewhere in Neverland Jamie was running full steam towards the edge of a cliff before jumping off into mid air...
And screaming as he headed for the ground.
"Geez Tink! You think he didn't have a happy thought?"
Tinkerbelle smirked and hid her bag of glitter behind her back.
Served Jamie right for installing the clapper right after she drank the poison.
***
Somewhere between Troy and Ithaca, Jamie has been singing for hours
...A THREE HOUR TOUR!
A THREE HOUR TOUR!
THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH
THE TINY SHIP WAS-
At which point Jamie was thrown overboard by Ulysses so he could stop the pounding headache.
This of course just pissed of Poseidon even more and made the journey home that much longer.
***
Somewhere in Xanth, Jamie had just finished his three trials and stood before the Good Magician Humphrey.
"Well? Get on with it," Humphrey grumped. "I don't have all day."
"Okay. So I was wondering. Could God make a sandwich so big even he couldn't finish it?" Jamie asked.
Humphrey looked at him with an open mouth for a few moments. "Okay. I'm adding an extra year of service just for that question."
***
Somewhere in Vermont, Jamie walks into a small inn.
"Hi. I'm Jamie. This is my duplicate Jamie and my other duplicate Jamie."
George the handyman looked at Jamie curiously. "Dick! Look. They all look a like."
Dick gave George a glare. "Y-y-y-yes, George," he stammered. "They're called triplets."
"Which one is the evil one?" George asked.
"I think they all are," Dick Louden said reaching for his semi-automatic rifle. "Semp-Semp-Semper Fi."
***
[ooc: NFB but ooc comments are love]