Room 507: Evening
After his shift at Empire, Jamie returned back to his room to discover that the Christmas Cards he ordered had finally arrived. Not having anything better to do and desperate to keep his mind occupied, Jamie immediately started to work on cards for all his friends and teachers at school.
As well as some friends he met elsewhere in the past year....
Dear Scott,
I've held back my feelings for so long that I thought I would explode. I can no longer hold back my secret. It's you I adore. Your sandy brown hair. The glint you get in your visor whenever you get angry.
I'm yours. Completely, emotionally, physically.
Come to my room tonight.
All my love,
Logan
Dear Emma,
GET YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF MY MAN! HE'S MINE! I'M COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD TO BITCHSLAP YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!
Love,
Jean
Bobby,
When you get this card? Get the video camera and video tape Scott's and Emma's reactions when they gets their mail. There's a shiny new quarter in it for you.
Merry Christmas!
Jamie
Dear Mr. Wayne,
MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH!
Merry Christmas!
-Jamie
Dear Mr. Miyagi,
The answer to that question you asked: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" is someone snapping their fingers.
Happy Holidays!
-Jamie
Dear Missy,
This year I hope your season is filled with the holiday spirit fingers.
Love,
-Jamie
To the Las Vegas Crime Lab
May all your fingerprints be ten point matches and all your DNA samples match up to known felons.
Keep Grissom out of the morgue long enough to enjoy some egg nog.
Happy Holidays
-Jamie
Dear Inigo,
My Christmas Present for you:
The Six Fingered Man is Count Rugen. Kick his ass.
Love and cuddles,
Jamie
Dear Guido,
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
Love,
Jamie - The slightly smaller version
Dear Rahne,
Please enjoy these naked pictures of David Hasselhoff with my compliments.
Happy Christmas!
Love,
Jamie - The slightly smaller version
Dear Rictor,
Please enjoy these naked pictures of David Hasselfhoff with my compliments.
Feliz Navidad!
Love,
Jamie - the slightly smaller version
Dear M,
Here is the $100 share of your prize for the best holiday photo competition. I hope your hair still smells like Mashed Potatoes. Merry Freakin' Christmas.
Jamie - the slightly smaller version
Dear Theresa,
I'm sorry to hear about your Dad. Chances are he's not really dead and he'll come back year in some dramatic fashion. Possibly evil. Happens all the freaking time. Man this really sucks as a Christmas card message doesn't it? Oh well.
Merry Christmas!
Love,
Jamie - the slightly smaller version
Jamie
I've held back my feelings for so long that I thought I would explode. I can no longer hold back my secret. It's you I adore. Your sandy brown hair. The way you multiply whenever you stomp your foot.
I'm yours. Completely, emotionally, physically.
Come to my room tonight.
All my love,
Guido
Layla,
You probably already know this, but as soon as you get this card? Get out the video camera and tape the reaction on Jamie's face.
When the hell is she going to call?
-Jamie
And finally when he's down to his last card:
Dear Marie,
I don't even know if this is going to reach you or not, but I just wanted you to know that I think of you every day and miss you like crazy. We all miss you and hope that you come home soon. (Home as in the one in Fandom not in Mississippi... but you probably knew that)
Hopefully we'll find a way to get this mess sorted out soon. Until then, please know that the only thing I want for Christmas is for you to be with me.
Also? Okra really tastes horrible. Please don't ever make me eat it.
Love,
Jamie
[ooc: If you know Jamie? Chances are you got a card. If you would like a true holiday greeting message from Jamie, please reply below saying that you are opening up an envelope and I will provide a message for your character. Mwah. Don't assume he signed his own name to the card. :D]
As well as some friends he met elsewhere in the past year....
Dear Scott,
I've held back my feelings for so long that I thought I would explode. I can no longer hold back my secret. It's you I adore. Your sandy brown hair. The glint you get in your visor whenever you get angry.
I'm yours. Completely, emotionally, physically.
Come to my room tonight.
All my love,
Logan
Dear Emma,
GET YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF MY MAN! HE'S MINE! I'M COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD TO BITCHSLAP YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!
Love,
Jean
Bobby,
When you get this card? Get the video camera and video tape Scott's and Emma's reactions when they gets their mail. There's a shiny new quarter in it for you.
Merry Christmas!
Jamie
Dear Mr. Wayne,
MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH!
Merry Christmas!
-Jamie
Dear Mr. Miyagi,
The answer to that question you asked: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" is someone snapping their fingers.
Happy Holidays!
-Jamie
Dear Missy,
This year I hope your season is filled with the holiday spirit fingers.
Love,
-Jamie
To the Las Vegas Crime Lab
May all your fingerprints be ten point matches and all your DNA samples match up to known felons.
Keep Grissom out of the morgue long enough to enjoy some egg nog.
Happy Holidays
-Jamie
Dear Inigo,
My Christmas Present for you:
The Six Fingered Man is Count Rugen. Kick his ass.
Love and cuddles,
Jamie
Dear Guido,
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
Love,
Jamie - The slightly smaller version
Dear Rahne,
Please enjoy these naked pictures of David Hasselhoff with my compliments.
Happy Christmas!
Love,
Jamie - The slightly smaller version
Dear Rictor,
Please enjoy these naked pictures of David Hasselfhoff with my compliments.
Feliz Navidad!
Love,
Jamie - the slightly smaller version
Dear M,
Here is the $100 share of your prize for the best holiday photo competition. I hope your hair still smells like Mashed Potatoes. Merry Freakin' Christmas.
Jamie - the slightly smaller version
Dear Theresa,
I'm sorry to hear about your Dad. Chances are he's not really dead and he'll come back year in some dramatic fashion. Possibly evil. Happens all the freaking time. Man this really sucks as a Christmas card message doesn't it? Oh well.
Merry Christmas!
Love,
Jamie - the slightly smaller version
Jamie
I've held back my feelings for so long that I thought I would explode. I can no longer hold back my secret. It's you I adore. Your sandy brown hair. The way you multiply whenever you stomp your foot.
I'm yours. Completely, emotionally, physically.
Come to my room tonight.
All my love,
Guido
Layla,
You probably already know this, but as soon as you get this card? Get out the video camera and tape the reaction on Jamie's face.
When the hell is she going to call?
-Jamie
And finally when he's down to his last card:
Dear Marie,
I don't even know if this is going to reach you or not, but I just wanted you to know that I think of you every day and miss you like crazy. We all miss you and hope that you come home soon. (Home as in the one in Fandom not in Mississippi... but you probably knew that)
Hopefully we'll find a way to get this mess sorted out soon. Until then, please know that the only thing I want for Christmas is for you to be with me.
Also? Okra really tastes horrible. Please don't ever make me eat it.
Love,
Jamie
[ooc: If you know Jamie? Chances are you got a card. If you would like a true holiday greeting message from Jamie, please reply below saying that you are opening up an envelope and I will provide a message for your character. Mwah. Don't assume he signed his own name to the card. :D]