Not Very Jewish but

[mullivan]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, mullivan sent to me...

Twelve dvmstars drumming
Eleven klomdacs piping
Ten missloo12s a-leaping
Nine usmcheinous dancing
Eight skerringtons a-milking
Seven closet_riceboys a-snowboarding
Six dliteofgodseyes a-hiking
Five ka-a-a-arzons
Four aviatrix1879s
Three twinkiechans
Two video games
...and a kung-fu in a pear tree.

I like the Kung-Fu in a Pair tree