Things I can't understand about Lost Boys
1) Who thought it was a good idea to bite an 8 yr old? You'll never get rid of him.
I would be so pissed off if i got left home from vampire adventures because some douchebag bit an 8 yr old with a bedtime.
2) If you found out the girl you liked wore the same clothes everyday because she lived in a CAVE with five other GUYS, would you really go through ALL that elaborate hazing to hang out with her?
You might eat the maggots but who's honestly going to hang from a bridge tressel and fall into a foggy abyss because Keifer Sutherland told you to?
3) Three out of four of the Lost Boys is wearing a belly shirt.
4) 'Surf Nazis' are awknowledged in the credits.
5) Vampires don't glow in the dark. They're not made of Phosphorus.
6) Who headbangs to a guy with a saxaphone and a codpiece?
NO ONE.
7) Jason Patric is not dreamy. His voice makes me uncomfortable in a way I can't explain.
8) Vampires don't eat chinese food.
9) Vampires turn to dust when you kill them. They don't hang out in your living room.
10) Corey Feldman.
I would be so pissed off if i got left home from vampire adventures because some douchebag bit an 8 yr old with a bedtime.
2) If you found out the girl you liked wore the same clothes everyday because she lived in a CAVE with five other GUYS, would you really go through ALL that elaborate hazing to hang out with her?
You might eat the maggots but who's honestly going to hang from a bridge tressel and fall into a foggy abyss because Keifer Sutherland told you to?
3) Three out of four of the Lost Boys is wearing a belly shirt.
4) 'Surf Nazis' are awknowledged in the credits.
5) Vampires don't glow in the dark. They're not made of Phosphorus.
6) Who headbangs to a guy with a saxaphone and a codpiece?
NO ONE.
7) Jason Patric is not dreamy. His voice makes me uncomfortable in a way I can't explain.
8) Vampires don't eat chinese food.
9) Vampires turn to dust when you kill them. They don't hang out in your living room.
10) Corey Feldman.