In The Zone
So, I'm sitting here. It's thirty minutes until I hit the stage. I am no longer nervous. I am completely comfortable! I can't wait.
My make up is done, and there is someone standing behind me, attempting to get my hair to work right. Good luck!
Tina Fey just came in here a few minutes ago to wish my legs broken! She's so hot, God I wanna make out with her.
I am in full theatrical mode. Debra, Eric, and Sean sent me flowers and a card, professing their love to me and telling me they all three want to have my baby. Yeah... let me unzip my pants, guys!
It's all coming back, the stage, everything. For some reason, I am transported back in time. Rosemary... eat your heart out! I'm ready to attack this town again! How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying. Damn, I've tried so hard. And here I am... about to be on Saturday Night Live.
Anyway. I just thought I'd update and tell you all to watch me. I will write back as soon as the show is over (meaning as soon as I'm drunk off my ass and having sex with Tina, that is!). Alright, in all seriousness, I will get back to you soon!
Wish me some broken legs and a great big Maired!
My make up is done, and there is someone standing behind me, attempting to get my hair to work right. Good luck!
Tina Fey just came in here a few minutes ago to wish my legs broken! She's so hot, God I wanna make out with her.
I am in full theatrical mode. Debra, Eric, and Sean sent me flowers and a card, professing their love to me and telling me they all three want to have my baby. Yeah... let me unzip my pants, guys!
It's all coming back, the stage, everything. For some reason, I am transported back in time. Rosemary... eat your heart out! I'm ready to attack this town again! How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying. Damn, I've tried so hard. And here I am... about to be on Saturday Night Live.
Anyway. I just thought I'd update and tell you all to watch me. I will write back as soon as the show is over (meaning as soon as I'm drunk off my ass and having sex with Tina, that is!). Alright, in all seriousness, I will get back to you soon!
Wish me some broken legs and a great big Maired!