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Sep 05, 2004 01:14



evidently, my cult does better fiscally than joe's.

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mulhern September 6 2004, 03:06:36 UTC
see, our cult isn't really a leader-deciple kinda thing. We're actually on a quest to stop the crimson king. You see he's working through his centurians... his agents... low men, if you will. We try to stop them, although sometimes they don't even know they're working for him. But we have agents to... the Eld... Descendents of the White... Gunslingers...

See, my boy Johnny... he can see things... visions if you will.. when he touches things. Now he shook the hand of this cat, Stillson, who's running for congress. Turns out Stillson is going to become president and get the world nuked. Which would fit nicely into the Crimson King's plan to wipe out all existence, and since our WHEN features pretty prominently along the path of the beam, taking IT out wold be key for him, so we're helping Johnny take out Stillson.

Then we got this other member, Ralph... he's a nice old fella... he sees things too. Has trouble sleeping like I do too, we stay up and bullshit from time to time. He doesn't see things like Johnny does... in visions, when he touches things... he sees auras... and baloon strings that are life lines or.... something, I'm not quite sure... he keeps telling me I'm important because I'm going to save these two guys' lives, whatever that means... I humor him because he's old.

There's this other guy who comes to the meetings, but I'm not sure his heart's in it. His name is Ryan Finnegan, but I heard some friend of his call him Walter once, whatever that means. He's always got this shit-eating grin when we talk about our plans... creepy guy if you ask me.

You should join our cult Joe. We call ourselves the Mejiscans.

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billygnosis September 13 2004, 13:02:00 UTC
you've been reading too many stephen king novels.

book 7, september 21st...

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