My "Future Plans"

[mulhern]

Well.

Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do when I'm done college.

I'm sick of answering that I don't know, given that my chosen profession is not somthing you can just send a resume out for and jump right in.

So, I have constructed this fully-illustrated guide through Pat's future so that when anyone asks me what I'm going to do after college, I can direct them here.

And off we go...

First and foremost...

I will live HERE.



My wife will look like THIS:



She will be able to do THIS:



One night a week she will dress like THIS:



We will have tenants in our huge estate, so THEY will live in the basement:



Two nice young ladies live next door, so every morning when I look out my window I will see THIS:



or THIS:



Or even THIS:



And THESE GUYS will be my friends:

And since I will be rich and above the law, anyone who pisses me off will get THIS:



And I will join up with THESE GUYS to kick ass:



And my kid will be like THIS:



And "Lord of the Rings" Legolas, ORLANDO BLOOM will come read to him:



And I will teach all of our pets to do THIS:

And then they will be as COOL as:

And finally, when I die, after 350 years, THIS will be on my tombstone:



This concludes the tour of what I will do after college.

Thank ya