Some day.... when I'm awfully low....
A woman at chick-fil-A was being quite a rag last night. She wanted her nuggets "Fried hard." I relayed her message to the cook, who got agitated, not undeservingly, being that we were closing and she was lucky we had any nuggets at all.
She sensed that he was less than pleased, and she got all upitty about it. "Excuuuuse me sir, what did you say?!" screaming into that back. I, being the level headed, (and dare I say only white) member of this little argument said to her "relax, mam, he didn't say anything." To which she replied, "Uh uh, no way, he bet' not say nothin' like that, I'll jump ova this here damn counta if he got somethin' to say to me."
I had really only one reply that could be made, and I said it, which was, "I highly doubt that, mam."
She then said, "What, you don't think I'll do it?"
to which I replied, "No... I don't think you'd make it." (she was a rather large woman)
After this, her enterage of idiots were all like "oh snap!" and "Aw shit!" and "I don't believe he went dere on you!"
She was silenced, took her nuggets, and slithered away like the worthless bag of defective DNA she is.
end of story.
So anyway, Steve has some lame "Secret plan" involving comics that he won't tell me about. That's ok, I have a "Secret plan" involving his sister that I'm not telling him about.
So I got sick of the inside lining of the roof of my new old car falling down, and thumb tacs just weren't cutting it. As I was driving down the highway, torn gray cloth flapping in my face, that little crusty orange shit underneath it flaking and falling like some sort of nerf snow storm, I decided that this would, in fact, be the first thing i decided to ghetto-ize on the Patmobile.
I always suspected that this would be the first thing I would "fix." It needs a lot of shit done, and this is by no means the most important, but it IS one of the most annoying, and I knew all it would take for me to fix it was pressure and time. And I was right. That's all it takes, really... pressure... and time....
That and a big goddamn poster.
(movie? movie? anyone?)
So I'm basically out of things to say, so I'll post some funny tidbits from conversations I've had recently. I haven't really done this lately, so.... I'm doing it.
AnJ31800 (1:14:00 AM): i was watching doggy telefizzle
Fool Pitied By T (1:14:01 AM): Same here, my nizzle
Fool Pitied By T (1:14:04 AM): just hanging
AnJ31800 (1:23:14 AM): hanging yo
AnJ31800 (1:23:23 AM): will you shizzle my nizzle?
Fool Pitied By T (1:23:43 AM): will I shizzle your nizzle?
Fool Pitied By T (1:23:45 AM): is that a come on?
AnJ31800 (1:23:56 AM): i'm honestly not sure
AnJ31800 (1:24:27 AM): what's a nizzle?
Fool Pitied By T (1:24:29 AM): good, cause my next question would be where is your nizzle, and how does one shizzle it?
AnJ31800 (1:24:54 AM): i think you just tickled my nizzle, i mean funny bone
Fool Pitied By T (1:25:15 AM): I was gonna say... don't let Erik hear about that
Fool Pitied By T (2:40:49 AM): and now I'm bold
Fool Pitied By T (2:40:54 AM): why does my computer suck
Cantar283 (2:40:54 AM): ooohhh its the bold new pat
Fool Pitied By T (2:41:01 AM): that makes me sound gay
Cantar283 (2:41:49 AM): it sho' does
Fool Pitied By T (2:42:14 AM): yeah, maybe I should give that a try
Fool Pitied By T (2:42:59 AM): but then I'd have to lose weight and shave regularly and redifine the whole batman relationship thing, so I think I'll just stick with how things are
Cantar283 (2:43:21 AM): not true
Fool Pitied By T (2:44:35 AM): ?
Fool Pitied By T (2:44:50 AM): now I think you really are calling me gay...
Cantar283 (2:45:04 AM): pat's a gay boy!
Fool Pitied By T (2:45:36 AM): hey hey hey, I resent that
Fool Pitied By T (2:45:47 AM): I'm a man, dammit
Cantar283 (2:46:11 AM): .....very convincing
Fool Pitied By T (2:46:22 AM): hey, I like girls
Fool Pitied By T (2:46:59 AM): not there's anything wrong with being gay, shit I'm as open minded as they come, but dammit, I'm just not attracted to men
Fool Pitied By T (2:47:11 AM): except harrison ford as Indiana Jones, but apparently that's a common thing
Cantar283 (2:47:24 AM): understandable
Fool Pitied By T (2:47:45 AM): where the hell did this convo go wrong?
Cantar283 (2:49:04 AM): Fool Pitied By T (2:31:57 AM): *puts two rounds in your head* *giggles*
Cantar283 (2:49:11 AM): hahhhaahha
Fool Pitied By T (2:49:15 AM): yeah....
Fool Pitied By T (2:49:19 AM): that comment was pretty cluth though
Cantar283 (2:49:33 AM): kiss my ass
chilipep13 (3:03:26 AM): i LOVE when my parents arent home
Fool Pitied By T (3:03:41 AM): oh I bet you do
chilipep13 (3:03:51 AM): and noooooo, not so i can masturbate
Fool Pitied By T (3:04:20 AM): I need to reevaluate my life, when people talk to me, and always go "and no, not so I can - and then say something sexual or perverted"
trovei (11:55:04 PM): you can do a makeshift one
Fool Pitied By T (11:55:54 PM): nah
Fool Pitied By T (11:55:56 PM): it would look ghetto
Fool Pitied By T (11:56:01 PM): it's gotta look good
trovei (11:56:05 PM): like my dong
chilipep13 (10:58:54 PM): so if you dont HAVE to, dont ever go to the gynocologist
Fool Pitied By T (10:59:53 PM): i'll cancel my appointment
Fool Pitied By T (1:42:28 AM): oh for chrissake!
trovei (1:42:48 AM): chrissy?
Fool Pitied By T (1:43:07 AM): chrissake
Fool Pitied By T (1:43:19 AM): it's a fast and urban way of saying for christ's sake
trovei (1:43:54 AM): chrissy?
Fool Pitied By T (1:44:03 AM): I hate you
trovei (1:44:14 AM): today must be opposite day
Fool Pitied By T (1:45:25 AM): oh yeah, you're right
Fool Pitied By T (1:45:29 AM): you're awesome and very mature
trovei (1:45:38 AM): thanks buddy
trovei (1:45:39 AM): hold me
Fool Pitied By T (1:45:56 AM): now
Fool Pitied By T (1:46:01 AM): whoooooaaaaaa ooooohhhhhh
trovei (1:46:02 AM): whoa oh
trovei (1:46:07 AM): warm my heart
Fool Pitied By T (1:46:14 AM): .....
Fool Pitied By T (1:46:16 AM): we're so gay
One day I will get around to posting about the shore and Midsummers... one day...
She sensed that he was less than pleased, and she got all upitty about it. "Excuuuuse me sir, what did you say?!" screaming into that back. I, being the level headed, (and dare I say only white) member of this little argument said to her "relax, mam, he didn't say anything." To which she replied, "Uh uh, no way, he bet' not say nothin' like that, I'll jump ova this here damn counta if he got somethin' to say to me."
I had really only one reply that could be made, and I said it, which was, "I highly doubt that, mam."
She then said, "What, you don't think I'll do it?"
to which I replied, "No... I don't think you'd make it." (she was a rather large woman)
After this, her enterage of idiots were all like "oh snap!" and "Aw shit!" and "I don't believe he went dere on you!"
She was silenced, took her nuggets, and slithered away like the worthless bag of defective DNA she is.
end of story.
So anyway, Steve has some lame "Secret plan" involving comics that he won't tell me about. That's ok, I have a "Secret plan" involving his sister that I'm not telling him about.
So I got sick of the inside lining of the roof of my new old car falling down, and thumb tacs just weren't cutting it. As I was driving down the highway, torn gray cloth flapping in my face, that little crusty orange shit underneath it flaking and falling like some sort of nerf snow storm, I decided that this would, in fact, be the first thing i decided to ghetto-ize on the Patmobile.
I always suspected that this would be the first thing I would "fix." It needs a lot of shit done, and this is by no means the most important, but it IS one of the most annoying, and I knew all it would take for me to fix it was pressure and time. And I was right. That's all it takes, really... pressure... and time....
That and a big goddamn poster.
(movie? movie? anyone?)
So I'm basically out of things to say, so I'll post some funny tidbits from conversations I've had recently. I haven't really done this lately, so.... I'm doing it.
AnJ31800 (1:14:00 AM): i was watching doggy telefizzle
Fool Pitied By T (1:14:01 AM): Same here, my nizzle
Fool Pitied By T (1:14:04 AM): just hanging
AnJ31800 (1:23:14 AM): hanging yo
AnJ31800 (1:23:23 AM): will you shizzle my nizzle?
Fool Pitied By T (1:23:43 AM): will I shizzle your nizzle?
Fool Pitied By T (1:23:45 AM): is that a come on?
AnJ31800 (1:23:56 AM): i'm honestly not sure
AnJ31800 (1:24:27 AM): what's a nizzle?
Fool Pitied By T (1:24:29 AM): good, cause my next question would be where is your nizzle, and how does one shizzle it?
AnJ31800 (1:24:54 AM): i think you just tickled my nizzle, i mean funny bone
Fool Pitied By T (1:25:15 AM): I was gonna say... don't let Erik hear about that
Fool Pitied By T (2:40:49 AM): and now I'm bold
Fool Pitied By T (2:40:54 AM): why does my computer suck
Cantar283 (2:40:54 AM): ooohhh its the bold new pat
Fool Pitied By T (2:41:01 AM): that makes me sound gay
Cantar283 (2:41:49 AM): it sho' does
Fool Pitied By T (2:42:14 AM): yeah, maybe I should give that a try
Fool Pitied By T (2:42:59 AM): but then I'd have to lose weight and shave regularly and redifine the whole batman relationship thing, so I think I'll just stick with how things are
Cantar283 (2:43:21 AM): not true
Fool Pitied By T (2:44:35 AM): ?
Fool Pitied By T (2:44:50 AM): now I think you really are calling me gay...
Cantar283 (2:45:04 AM): pat's a gay boy!
Fool Pitied By T (2:45:36 AM): hey hey hey, I resent that
Fool Pitied By T (2:45:47 AM): I'm a man, dammit
Cantar283 (2:46:11 AM): .....very convincing
Fool Pitied By T (2:46:22 AM): hey, I like girls
Fool Pitied By T (2:46:59 AM): not there's anything wrong with being gay, shit I'm as open minded as they come, but dammit, I'm just not attracted to men
Fool Pitied By T (2:47:11 AM): except harrison ford as Indiana Jones, but apparently that's a common thing
Cantar283 (2:47:24 AM): understandable
Fool Pitied By T (2:47:45 AM): where the hell did this convo go wrong?
Cantar283 (2:49:04 AM): Fool Pitied By T (2:31:57 AM): *puts two rounds in your head* *giggles*
Cantar283 (2:49:11 AM): hahhhaahha
Fool Pitied By T (2:49:15 AM): yeah....
Fool Pitied By T (2:49:19 AM): that comment was pretty cluth though
Cantar283 (2:49:33 AM): kiss my ass
chilipep13 (3:03:26 AM): i LOVE when my parents arent home
Fool Pitied By T (3:03:41 AM): oh I bet you do
chilipep13 (3:03:51 AM): and noooooo, not so i can masturbate
Fool Pitied By T (3:04:20 AM): I need to reevaluate my life, when people talk to me, and always go "and no, not so I can - and then say something sexual or perverted"
trovei (11:55:04 PM): you can do a makeshift one
Fool Pitied By T (11:55:54 PM): nah
Fool Pitied By T (11:55:56 PM): it would look ghetto
Fool Pitied By T (11:56:01 PM): it's gotta look good
trovei (11:56:05 PM): like my dong
chilipep13 (10:58:54 PM): so if you dont HAVE to, dont ever go to the gynocologist
Fool Pitied By T (10:59:53 PM): i'll cancel my appointment
Fool Pitied By T (1:42:28 AM): oh for chrissake!
trovei (1:42:48 AM): chrissy?
Fool Pitied By T (1:43:07 AM): chrissake
Fool Pitied By T (1:43:19 AM): it's a fast and urban way of saying for christ's sake
trovei (1:43:54 AM): chrissy?
Fool Pitied By T (1:44:03 AM): I hate you
trovei (1:44:14 AM): today must be opposite day
Fool Pitied By T (1:45:25 AM): oh yeah, you're right
Fool Pitied By T (1:45:29 AM): you're awesome and very mature
trovei (1:45:38 AM): thanks buddy
trovei (1:45:39 AM): hold me
Fool Pitied By T (1:45:56 AM): now
Fool Pitied By T (1:46:01 AM): whoooooaaaaaa ooooohhhhhh
trovei (1:46:02 AM): whoa oh
trovei (1:46:07 AM): warm my heart
Fool Pitied By T (1:46:14 AM): .....
Fool Pitied By T (1:46:16 AM): we're so gay
One day I will get around to posting about the shore and Midsummers... one day...