Aug 06, 2006 10:28
FUCK YOU STARBUCKS CUSTOMERS!! IF YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING DRINK THAT FUCKING WAY COME BEHIND THE BAR AND MAKE IT YOUR FUCKING SELF. OH IM SORRY IF THE STORE DOWN THE ROAD MAKES IT WITH MORE MILK COS IF YOU'D EVER READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTION MANUAL YOU'D KNOW ITS NOT SPOSE TO HAVE MILK IN IT AT ALL!! OH AND YOU OBVIOUS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PHYSICS EITHER COS TO PUT MORE MILK IN I HAVE TO SCOOP SOME OF THE FUCKING FOAM OUT GOT IT!?
YOU FUCKING DICKWAD!
YEAH GO ASK FOR A FUCKING FREE DRINK COS "I THINK SHE'S HAVING A BAD DAY" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT!? FUCK YOU YOU FUCKTART YOU GET UP AT FUCKING 5:30AM AFTER NOT BEING ABLE TO SLEEP ALL FUCKING NIGHT AND LITERALLY HAVING LESS THAN 45 MINUTES OF SLEEP AND THEN WAKE UP FEELING SICK AND HAVE TO WALK UP A FRIGGING HILL TO A SERVE FUCKING FUCKTARDS THEIR FUCKING COFFEE WHILE TRYING NOT TO SPEW AND THEN TELL ME ABOUT HAVING A BAD FUCKING DAY YOU FUCKING DICK!
THANK YOU NOW YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MADE ME QUIT MY JOB SO I SHALL BE EVEN MORE BROKE
GOODBYE STARBUCKS YOU FUCKER
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