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[muldy]

stolen from smishpixie but seen elsewhere ;)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Muldy!

1. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, muldy is the victim.
2. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of muldy to reach the earth's core.
3. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as muldy!
4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of muldy!
5. Muldy can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
6. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of muldy.
7. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of muldy!
8. In Japan, muldy can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
9. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of muldy.
10. During severe windstorms, muldy may sway several feet to either side.

Lol that thing makes me sound huge...like the size of Africa or something!!