Unrelated Fauna
My tail bone aches today, and I haven't the slightest why. I never man-handle my coxyx (preferring to be girl-handled) and ever since a traumatizing incident last march, I don't sit down too fast. Since everyone I know is alarmingly well educated, or at least possess a document that claims as much, any theories you could post would be wonderful.
There are two rabbi dressed, like mafioso, in black trench coats and hats, who stop me every time they see me walking around campus and inquire about my ancestry. This is probably because of my handsome nose and diminutive build, but any link to Israel is on the paternal side of my family, rendering me Jewless, so I wish they'd stop detaining me.
Their massive beards do alarm me though, because beard hair is actually pubic in nature (hence the wirery resemblance) so I fear there must be a pair of monstrous twins hidden underneath their slacks. As a result, I rush past with imagination induced nausea whenever I spot them now.
I fear my career has been too long postponed. And today I've caught a cold.
Deeply narcissistic,
Brian
There are two rabbi dressed, like mafioso, in black trench coats and hats, who stop me every time they see me walking around campus and inquire about my ancestry. This is probably because of my handsome nose and diminutive build, but any link to Israel is on the paternal side of my family, rendering me Jewless, so I wish they'd stop detaining me.
Their massive beards do alarm me though, because beard hair is actually pubic in nature (hence the wirery resemblance) so I fear there must be a pair of monstrous twins hidden underneath their slacks. As a result, I rush past with imagination induced nausea whenever I spot them now.
I fear my career has been too long postponed. And today I've caught a cold.
Deeply narcissistic,
Brian