Greasy asphyxiation
My feet are very smelly. When I sit on this stool where I write this post, I can smell my feet. Most unpleasant. At what point will my friends notice and ostracize me? Will they have the decency to host an intervention before shunning me at home and feigning unfamiliarity in public? Will they punish the sin and not the sinner by cutting off my feet?
What if the stumps smell worse? Are good peg-feet expensive? I'll probably fall down a lot. And break my coccyx. And they don't have ass-slings. So I'll break my coccyx a lot. I'll need to get a prosthetic coccyx. Which unquestionably will be expensive. My friends will want to sign it. But I won't let them.
Because they cut off my feet. Who does that?
What if the stumps smell worse? Are good peg-feet expensive? I'll probably fall down a lot. And break my coccyx. And they don't have ass-slings. So I'll break my coccyx a lot. I'll need to get a prosthetic coccyx. Which unquestionably will be expensive. My friends will want to sign it. But I won't let them.
Because they cut off my feet. Who does that?