It's not my fault, Sarah: Hannah made me do it.
Caitlin: -comes home after a rather stressful day at work- "Grelle? Grelle...?" -notices Cardenio hiding behind the couch- "Where's mummy, Cardenio?"
Hime: *jumps a bit, he wasn't supposed to be home for just a couple more minutes, oh well, we can improvise* "...oh, I do hope he doesn't come in before I've got this all the way on." *finishes fastening her shoe and gets into position*
Caitlin: (Oh my god, I fear for Will's sanity)
Hime: [He's the one who married her. XD]
Caitlin: -searches the house- "Grelle? Are you home, love?" -opens bedroom door- "Grelle, what's going on? Why are you--?" -can only stare-
Hime: *gets an inner surge of triumph - she really does love a well executed plan* "Evening, William~" *looks at him over her glasses*
Caitlin: -blinks- "Grelle..." -is really almost speechless- "I...Can you please explain to me what in the hell happened in here?"
Hime: *resists the urge to laugh, swaying back and forth a bit, the steel sliding beneath her hand* "It's the newest collapsible model." *hooks a leg around it* "Do you like it?"
Caitlin: -makes several unintelligible noises before getting his thoughts together- "Grelle. Why is there a bloody stripper pole in our bedroom?"
Hime: *is absolutely adoring how flustered he's gotten* "Relax, love, it comes apart when you don't need it. Besides," *twirls a bit, the pole spinning on its ball bearings* "some performances are best suited for a more private venue~"
Caitlin: (GDI, I love you XD)
Hime: (I WAS WAITING THIS WHOLE TIME TO USE THAT, NO LIE.)
Caitlin: "That was not at all what I meant and you know it, Grelle." -is quite entranced by Grelle's, er, outfit, and is finding it rather difficult to stay angry at the moment- "Er, well...mostly." -blushes-
Caitlin: (I LOVE THAT YOU DID, NO LIE)
Hime: *grins and runs her tongue over her teeth* "Oh? Are you not enjoying the performance...?" *comes back down onto her feet and shakes her hips a bit* "Have a seat, love. You must be very tired."
Caitlin: (Okay, I swear I'll stop interrupting in a minute, but...the only mental image of Grelle I'm getting right now is that she's totally in her Kuromyu 2 lingerie.)
Hime: [you know she's in that lingerie; she can't wear that to the club!]
Hime: [or something similar, I suppose. I imagine she has several sets]
Caitlin: (Oh, of course. XD)
Caitlin: -sits down, if only so he can cross his legs- "It's not a question of my enjoyment. I rather think it's a question of why you didn't see fit to inform me you were planning this." -isn't mad, not now, because he's distracted by his wife's clothing, but he's still confused a little-
Hime: *gets a bit more straight-faced for a moment* "Two reasons. One, I knew the first thing out of your mouth if I ever brought it up would be "absolutely not". Two," *steps just a bit closer to him and leans down a bit* "You're awfully cute when you're taken off-guard."
Caitlin: -blushes more- "Honestly, Grelle." -pushes up glasses- "You might warn a chap next time. I thought I'd had a heart attack."
Hime: "Hmmmm~" *walks back to the pole, letting her robe fall just a little bit more down her shoulders with each step, it took weeks to get that move down* ""Where's the fun in that?" *hops up onto it and twirls again*
Caitlin: -keeps on blushing, and really, he's surprised he has blood left to fill his face- "You're seriously going to do this, aren't you?"
Hime: *looks over at him with a smile and a small blush* "Naturally," *can't suppress a giggle at this point* "but I'm not going to use music."
Caitlin: -sighs into his hand, not wanting to admit how much he's liking this- "And what, pray tell, is that supposed to mean?"
Hime: *grins even wider and starts to sway her hips back and forth* "I know you don't much care for the music that plays at Escapade, love," *twists around so her back is to him and slides downward* "so I thought instead, I might answer your question - why I'm doing this," *comes back up and tilts her head back to look at him* "just a little more thoroughly."
Caitlin: -uncross and recrosses his legs, he doesn't want to admit that he's getting aroused already- "I would certainly appreciate that, yes."
Hime: *is making herself not look at his legs because if she does she'll jump him right now* "Good." *walks around to the front and puts her hands behind her, swaying and twisting* "If I want to be honest, I do it because I love it when you watch me."
Caitlin: -doesn't quite know how to respond to that, because his mind has unfortunately gone to the gutter already- "Er, well..." -takes a deep breath in- "Yes, I, um, I quite enjoy...doing the watching."
Hime: *laughs softly* "I know..." *wraps her leg around the pole again and spins slowly, letting her robe fall onto the floor behind her* "I'm an actress, after all; I want to be seen...It's such a rush to be out there in the midst of all of those people, lost in the music and lights and feeling oh so very free~" *gets her other leg up and starts to climb* "But really, they could all just disappear, and I'd still be happy as long as you were there...my favorite audience."
Caitlin: -shifts a little in his seat- "I'm...quite honored." -lets his hand fall down from covering his face and very pointedly does not let it rest in his lap- "Well, then. I eagerly await whatever you may have in store for me, Ms. Actress."
Hime: *is now pretty high up there, pulling the bow on her babydoll undone so she can do her next trick in the lacy bra underneath* "Why thank you, my...evidently somewhat captive audience," *lets the sheer fabric fall with a swish behind her* "You do enjoy this..." *hangs sideways, gripping with one hand and both her legs* "don't you?"
Caitlin: -glances down- "I believe your answer is quite obvious by now, Grelle." -it's getting harder and harder with every passing moment not to just get up and have his way with her- "But...yes. I'm enjoying the view."
Hime: *almost gives in and looks but she can't or she'll ruin it* "I knew it." *twists herself further until she's upside-down* "You love to watch me, don't you? Love to watch me when I'm dancing like this, even if it's from all the way across the room." *slowly slides down until she's right-side-up on the floor* "And I love it when you watch me." *unhooks the back of her skirt*
Caitlin: -doesn't quite know why he's so worked up about seeing the skirt drop to the floor, because it's not as if he hasn't seen her nearly naked a thousand times before- "I assure you, darling, you have always had my undivided attention."
Hime: *leans onto the pole, pressing her chest against it* "I love it," *brings her arms up and clings more fully to the pole, gyrating like she never does in public* "I love the way you watch me, when I'm dancing, or when we're at work," *reaches behind her to undo her bra, thankful it's just tied in the back* "or when you take me with your tongue and I know you're watching my face, even though my eyes are always shut..."
Caitlin: -is gripping onto the chair's armrests now, anything to distract him from the impossibly hard bulge in his trousers, and he moans before he has a chance to bite it back- "Grelle...."
Hime: *shifts her hips against the pole in front of her and grinds, unable to stop looking at him* "...you can't stand it anymore, can you?" *lets go, walks on somewhat shaky legs to stand right in front of him, toying with the edges of her lace underwear* "Would you like to do the honors?"
Caitlin: -takes a moment to rake his eyes over her body- "It would be my pleasure." -hooks his forefinger under the edge of the lace and pulls down, ghosting a kiss one on her hips in the process-
Hime: "Nnh--" *grips his hair with her fingers* "Here, come here, love," *bends down to kiss him, moving her knees to either side of him and effectively sitting on his lap*
Caitlin: "Aaaahn!" -feels the heat of her core over him, and he suddenly goes very warm all over- "I believe...I believe I have too many clothes on, don't you?"
Hime: "Oh, I would say so, dear." *already undoing his tie and shirt with remarkable efficiency* "But I'll admit I do love seeing my little professional all worked up without even taking his clothes off."
Caitlin: -his shirt and tie aren't what he's worried about at the moment- "Your little professional?" -teases her skin a little, running his hands up her sides and thumbing at her nipples- "I hardly think that's a fair assessment."
Hime: *leans into his touch with an appreciative sigh, scratching lightly down his chest and moving to unfasten his belt* "Indeed," *looks back up at him with a grin* "perhaps I may have used the wrong word." *cups her palm around him, stroking lightly through the fabric*
Caitlin: -leans forward to capture one of her nipples between his lips, sliding his hands down to her waist and pushing up a little into her palm- "I suppose we should make certain that your adjective was indeed misused, shouldn't we?"
Hime: *shivers, gasps, fumbles a bit unfastening his trousers* "Oh, I'm sure you'll prove me very, very wrong by the end of tonight." *they're going to have to wash the hell out of them with how wet she is* "But I've never been more happy to be wrong."
Caitlin: -is caught firmly between his desire to taker her here and now and his desire to see how long he can continue teasing her as revenge for her little show- "If you would be so kind, darling. My hands are a little...full at the moment."
Hime: *this just isn't fair and she loves it* "...my, aren't we uncooperative tonight?" *tugs his trousers and underwear down to free him*
Caitlin: -loves that she loves it- "Uncooperative? Really, madam, I don't know what you're talking about." -leans up and kisses her deeply, shifting her position on his lap just a bit so that he can penetrate her more easily-
Hime: *sinks onto him with a shudder* "Oh, my, William--" *starts to move herself up and down, twisting her hips into his* "Nnnn.."
Caitlin: "Ahnnng..." -meets her hips with his, and his hands wander back to her breasts- "Nnnng!"
Hime: *moves herself faster, her fingers sliding down to press and circle over her clit; she can't believe she's this close already, just from the way he watched her* "Please, William," *leans down to whisper it in his ear* "please."
Caitlin: -wraps his arm around her waist and matches her pace, gently replacing her fingers with his- "Aahn, Grelle--!" -sucks on her earlobe-
Hime: *that's it, that's just it, all it ever takes is his fingers there and she's gone within a minute* "Almost, almost, god yes, William, please, there--" *tangles her fingers in his hair and twists her face around to kiss him, hot and needy*
Caitlin: -kisses back, all open mouth and warm, slick tongue, because he's just as on the edge as she is- "Yes, darling, there, almost there. God!" -throws his head back and moans loudly, pulsing deep into her wonderful heat-
Hime: "Aaah!" *tightens her grip on his hair, letting her head fall onto his shoulders as she gasps and shudders and clenches and yes-* "Aah! A-aah--yes, yesyesyes-----!!"
Hime: -almost comes again at the feel of her clenching around him- "Grelle, please--!" -he can't do anything more than pant right now, and he's afraid his fingers will leave bruises in her delicate skin- "Ahhhn!"
Hime: *falls against him and lets her hands drop, breathing harsh and shallow* "Mmmm~" *nuzzles her face into his neck* "Do you think you can stand, darling? I'm not too sure I can."
Caitlin: -laughs softly- "Even if I could, I'm not sure I would want to." -kisses her forehead gently and carresses her back- "I'm more than content to stay like this for a while yet."
Hime: *slides off of him gently and nestles herself on top of him* "Good." *wraps her arms around his shoulders* "I wouldn't have it any other way."
Caitlin: -lays his head on top of hers- "And...Grelle?"
Hime: *blinks a bit* "Yes, darling?"
Caitlin: -strokes her hair- "You are absolutely forbidden to even think about pulling out that blasted metal contraption ever again." -smiles- "It's detrimental to my health."
Hime: *is about to launch into a fit of histrionics, but is so wonderfully tired she can't manage it* "I see." *still smiles to herself now that she knows how much it gets to him* "...very well." *presses a soft kiss to his neck, already wondering what else she could do to work him up like this*
Caitlin: -feels his breathing deepen and slow a bit- "Well. Perhaps if you told me beforehand, it wouldn't be so bad." -he's tired, so very tired, but he doesn't want to fall asleep just yet, because it's been a long day and his wife's skin feels so very soft beneath his hands-
Hime: "I'll keep that in mind." *falling into a comfortable exhaustion and more than happy to do so* "Love you, dearest."
Caitlin: -almost gone now, knowing she's happy and sated and cuddled near him- "Mhm, love you, too."
Hime: *sighs contentedly and lets herself drift off against him, perfectly happy just to be here, all wrapped up with him*
Caitlin: -lasts long enough to make sure she's sleeping before letting himself drift off as well-
So yeah. There you are, my dear~
Hime: *jumps a bit, he wasn't supposed to be home for just a couple more minutes, oh well, we can improvise* "...oh, I do hope he doesn't come in before I've got this all the way on." *finishes fastening her shoe and gets into position*
Caitlin: (Oh my god, I fear for Will's sanity)
Hime: [He's the one who married her. XD]
Caitlin: -searches the house- "Grelle? Are you home, love?" -opens bedroom door- "Grelle, what's going on? Why are you--?" -can only stare-
Hime: *gets an inner surge of triumph - she really does love a well executed plan* "Evening, William~" *looks at him over her glasses*
Caitlin: -blinks- "Grelle..." -is really almost speechless- "I...Can you please explain to me what in the hell happened in here?"
Hime: *resists the urge to laugh, swaying back and forth a bit, the steel sliding beneath her hand* "It's the newest collapsible model." *hooks a leg around it* "Do you like it?"
Caitlin: -makes several unintelligible noises before getting his thoughts together- "Grelle. Why is there a bloody stripper pole in our bedroom?"
Hime: *is absolutely adoring how flustered he's gotten* "Relax, love, it comes apart when you don't need it. Besides," *twirls a bit, the pole spinning on its ball bearings* "some performances are best suited for a more private venue~"
Caitlin: (GDI, I love you XD)
Hime: (I WAS WAITING THIS WHOLE TIME TO USE THAT, NO LIE.)
Caitlin: "That was not at all what I meant and you know it, Grelle." -is quite entranced by Grelle's, er, outfit, and is finding it rather difficult to stay angry at the moment- "Er, well...mostly." -blushes-
Caitlin: (I LOVE THAT YOU DID, NO LIE)
Hime: *grins and runs her tongue over her teeth* "Oh? Are you not enjoying the performance...?" *comes back down onto her feet and shakes her hips a bit* "Have a seat, love. You must be very tired."
Caitlin: (Okay, I swear I'll stop interrupting in a minute, but...the only mental image of Grelle I'm getting right now is that she's totally in her Kuromyu 2 lingerie.)
Hime: [you know she's in that lingerie; she can't wear that to the club!]
Hime: [or something similar, I suppose. I imagine she has several sets]
Caitlin: (Oh, of course. XD)
Caitlin: -sits down, if only so he can cross his legs- "It's not a question of my enjoyment. I rather think it's a question of why you didn't see fit to inform me you were planning this." -isn't mad, not now, because he's distracted by his wife's clothing, but he's still confused a little-
Hime: *gets a bit more straight-faced for a moment* "Two reasons. One, I knew the first thing out of your mouth if I ever brought it up would be "absolutely not". Two," *steps just a bit closer to him and leans down a bit* "You're awfully cute when you're taken off-guard."
Caitlin: -blushes more- "Honestly, Grelle." -pushes up glasses- "You might warn a chap next time. I thought I'd had a heart attack."
Hime: "Hmmmm~" *walks back to the pole, letting her robe fall just a little bit more down her shoulders with each step, it took weeks to get that move down* ""Where's the fun in that?" *hops up onto it and twirls again*
Caitlin: -keeps on blushing, and really, he's surprised he has blood left to fill his face- "You're seriously going to do this, aren't you?"
Hime: *looks over at him with a smile and a small blush* "Naturally," *can't suppress a giggle at this point* "but I'm not going to use music."
Caitlin: -sighs into his hand, not wanting to admit how much he's liking this- "And what, pray tell, is that supposed to mean?"
Hime: *grins even wider and starts to sway her hips back and forth* "I know you don't much care for the music that plays at Escapade, love," *twists around so her back is to him and slides downward* "so I thought instead, I might answer your question - why I'm doing this," *comes back up and tilts her head back to look at him* "just a little more thoroughly."
Caitlin: -uncross and recrosses his legs, he doesn't want to admit that he's getting aroused already- "I would certainly appreciate that, yes."
Hime: *is making herself not look at his legs because if she does she'll jump him right now* "Good." *walks around to the front and puts her hands behind her, swaying and twisting* "If I want to be honest, I do it because I love it when you watch me."
Caitlin: -doesn't quite know how to respond to that, because his mind has unfortunately gone to the gutter already- "Er, well..." -takes a deep breath in- "Yes, I, um, I quite enjoy...doing the watching."
Hime: *laughs softly* "I know..." *wraps her leg around the pole again and spins slowly, letting her robe fall onto the floor behind her* "I'm an actress, after all; I want to be seen...It's such a rush to be out there in the midst of all of those people, lost in the music and lights and feeling oh so very free~" *gets her other leg up and starts to climb* "But really, they could all just disappear, and I'd still be happy as long as you were there...my favorite audience."
Caitlin: -shifts a little in his seat- "I'm...quite honored." -lets his hand fall down from covering his face and very pointedly does not let it rest in his lap- "Well, then. I eagerly await whatever you may have in store for me, Ms. Actress."
Hime: *is now pretty high up there, pulling the bow on her babydoll undone so she can do her next trick in the lacy bra underneath* "Why thank you, my...evidently somewhat captive audience," *lets the sheer fabric fall with a swish behind her* "You do enjoy this..." *hangs sideways, gripping with one hand and both her legs* "don't you?"
Caitlin: -glances down- "I believe your answer is quite obvious by now, Grelle." -it's getting harder and harder with every passing moment not to just get up and have his way with her- "But...yes. I'm enjoying the view."
Hime: *almost gives in and looks but she can't or she'll ruin it* "I knew it." *twists herself further until she's upside-down* "You love to watch me, don't you? Love to watch me when I'm dancing like this, even if it's from all the way across the room." *slowly slides down until she's right-side-up on the floor* "And I love it when you watch me." *unhooks the back of her skirt*
Caitlin: -doesn't quite know why he's so worked up about seeing the skirt drop to the floor, because it's not as if he hasn't seen her nearly naked a thousand times before- "I assure you, darling, you have always had my undivided attention."
Hime: *leans onto the pole, pressing her chest against it* "I love it," *brings her arms up and clings more fully to the pole, gyrating like she never does in public* "I love the way you watch me, when I'm dancing, or when we're at work," *reaches behind her to undo her bra, thankful it's just tied in the back* "or when you take me with your tongue and I know you're watching my face, even though my eyes are always shut..."
Caitlin: -is gripping onto the chair's armrests now, anything to distract him from the impossibly hard bulge in his trousers, and he moans before he has a chance to bite it back- "Grelle...."
Hime: *shifts her hips against the pole in front of her and grinds, unable to stop looking at him* "...you can't stand it anymore, can you?" *lets go, walks on somewhat shaky legs to stand right in front of him, toying with the edges of her lace underwear* "Would you like to do the honors?"
Caitlin: -takes a moment to rake his eyes over her body- "It would be my pleasure." -hooks his forefinger under the edge of the lace and pulls down, ghosting a kiss one on her hips in the process-
Hime: "Nnh--" *grips his hair with her fingers* "Here, come here, love," *bends down to kiss him, moving her knees to either side of him and effectively sitting on his lap*
Caitlin: "Aaaahn!" -feels the heat of her core over him, and he suddenly goes very warm all over- "I believe...I believe I have too many clothes on, don't you?"
Hime: "Oh, I would say so, dear." *already undoing his tie and shirt with remarkable efficiency* "But I'll admit I do love seeing my little professional all worked up without even taking his clothes off."
Caitlin: -his shirt and tie aren't what he's worried about at the moment- "Your little professional?" -teases her skin a little, running his hands up her sides and thumbing at her nipples- "I hardly think that's a fair assessment."
Hime: *leans into his touch with an appreciative sigh, scratching lightly down his chest and moving to unfasten his belt* "Indeed," *looks back up at him with a grin* "perhaps I may have used the wrong word." *cups her palm around him, stroking lightly through the fabric*
Caitlin: -leans forward to capture one of her nipples between his lips, sliding his hands down to her waist and pushing up a little into her palm- "I suppose we should make certain that your adjective was indeed misused, shouldn't we?"
Hime: *shivers, gasps, fumbles a bit unfastening his trousers* "Oh, I'm sure you'll prove me very, very wrong by the end of tonight." *they're going to have to wash the hell out of them with how wet she is* "But I've never been more happy to be wrong."
Caitlin: -is caught firmly between his desire to taker her here and now and his desire to see how long he can continue teasing her as revenge for her little show- "If you would be so kind, darling. My hands are a little...full at the moment."
Hime: *this just isn't fair and she loves it* "...my, aren't we uncooperative tonight?" *tugs his trousers and underwear down to free him*
Caitlin: -loves that she loves it- "Uncooperative? Really, madam, I don't know what you're talking about." -leans up and kisses her deeply, shifting her position on his lap just a bit so that he can penetrate her more easily-
Hime: *sinks onto him with a shudder* "Oh, my, William--" *starts to move herself up and down, twisting her hips into his* "Nnnn.."
Caitlin: "Ahnnng..." -meets her hips with his, and his hands wander back to her breasts- "Nnnng!"
Hime: *moves herself faster, her fingers sliding down to press and circle over her clit; she can't believe she's this close already, just from the way he watched her* "Please, William," *leans down to whisper it in his ear* "please."
Caitlin: -wraps his arm around her waist and matches her pace, gently replacing her fingers with his- "Aahn, Grelle--!" -sucks on her earlobe-
Hime: *that's it, that's just it, all it ever takes is his fingers there and she's gone within a minute* "Almost, almost, god yes, William, please, there--" *tangles her fingers in his hair and twists her face around to kiss him, hot and needy*
Caitlin: -kisses back, all open mouth and warm, slick tongue, because he's just as on the edge as she is- "Yes, darling, there, almost there. God!" -throws his head back and moans loudly, pulsing deep into her wonderful heat-
Hime: "Aaah!" *tightens her grip on his hair, letting her head fall onto his shoulders as she gasps and shudders and clenches and yes-* "Aah! A-aah--yes, yesyesyes-----!!"
Hime: -almost comes again at the feel of her clenching around him- "Grelle, please--!" -he can't do anything more than pant right now, and he's afraid his fingers will leave bruises in her delicate skin- "Ahhhn!"
Hime: *falls against him and lets her hands drop, breathing harsh and shallow* "Mmmm~" *nuzzles her face into his neck* "Do you think you can stand, darling? I'm not too sure I can."
Caitlin: -laughs softly- "Even if I could, I'm not sure I would want to." -kisses her forehead gently and carresses her back- "I'm more than content to stay like this for a while yet."
Hime: *slides off of him gently and nestles herself on top of him* "Good." *wraps her arms around his shoulders* "I wouldn't have it any other way."
Caitlin: -lays his head on top of hers- "And...Grelle?"
Hime: *blinks a bit* "Yes, darling?"
Caitlin: -strokes her hair- "You are absolutely forbidden to even think about pulling out that blasted metal contraption ever again." -smiles- "It's detrimental to my health."
Hime: *is about to launch into a fit of histrionics, but is so wonderfully tired she can't manage it* "I see." *still smiles to herself now that she knows how much it gets to him* "...very well." *presses a soft kiss to his neck, already wondering what else she could do to work him up like this*
Caitlin: -feels his breathing deepen and slow a bit- "Well. Perhaps if you told me beforehand, it wouldn't be so bad." -he's tired, so very tired, but he doesn't want to fall asleep just yet, because it's been a long day and his wife's skin feels so very soft beneath his hands-
Hime: "I'll keep that in mind." *falling into a comfortable exhaustion and more than happy to do so* "Love you, dearest."
Caitlin: -almost gone now, knowing she's happy and sated and cuddled near him- "Mhm, love you, too."
Hime: *sighs contentedly and lets herself drift off against him, perfectly happy just to be here, all wrapped up with him*
Caitlin: -lasts long enough to make sure she's sleeping before letting himself drift off as well-
So yeah. There you are, my dear~