living alone is kinda lonely
today i was studying and i was thinking about pressure ulcers
so i decided to try to give myself one
so i sat perfectly still while i was reading on my couch, and after 30 minutes, i had to move
my butt was sore for at least an hour after
so it's a serious thing, folks!
i think we're all very lucky it didn't get to become a stage 4:
let's please have a moment of silence to show our appreciation for our beloved...
i decided that as long as i am having this feeling that something is going to happen,
i should clean in case whatever will happen will take place in my room
i wouldn't want the aliens to think i'm a slob
i find it irritating for some reason when people's away messages describe everything they "have" to do today and then at the end say "week from hell" or some equally "pity me and my hectic schedule" message
it's all stuff you've chosen
why should I have to pat you on the back and say "deal with the consequences baby"?
no offense,
i'm just a lonely little old lady turning senile
or something
i want to go out to eat somewhere where they serve breakfast all day
like muffins and pancakes and waffles and omelettes and shit
not right now
just in general, it's a genre of food i don't eat at college ever
okay, i think i'll study for another hour and then call it un dia
Love you,
Lauren