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Sep 20, 2006 12:34

Wow, I got sooooo drunk last night. We went out to Manning bar to watch the band attempt to break a record by playing for 50 hours straight. I was having heaps of fun and just doing stupid drunken things. For some reason, that I'm not entirely clear on.... I think we were going to see the infamous pie machine... Goobs and I went up and into the actual bar. I tried to steal chips and alarms went off. But the doors were open so it wasn't breaking and entering, just entering lol

Anyway, the campus security came and we went over and admitted it was us. I was still stupidly drunk and was arguing something about Rousseau and Nietzche and making mankind stronger by challenging the systems in place so that better ones must be discovered. Or at least so they remember to lock the doors when drunken people are around.

I thought it was all hilarious, and still kinda do. Though I think I'm gonna get into a lot of trouble, which is somewhat less amusing. Also I retwisted my ankle several time running artound being stupid and killing triffids. The plants are our enemy! Our evolutionary nemesis! *coughs* Wow, i really was being such an ass last night. I really like to destroy things when I've been drinking too much. Not good. not good at all.

This morning I woke up and realised I was in my bedroom. My first thought was "How'd I get here, why aren't I at Manning?" and then it slowly started flowing back. Still quite drunk.

I walked outside and heard some strange squeeking coming from the rat's cage. I had a look inside to find Beryl sitting on 14 baby rats. I can only assume she had sex with a wild rat when she was running around my room for a couple of days after being let out at my party. That was about a month ago now, and I'm not sure about rat gestation periods but I assume that is probably about right, I should look it up.

Crazy Beryl sleeping with dirty common sewer rats *tsks* Lord Ratsworth would certainly not approve. I'm gonna need to get a bigger cage for them. Yay! Babies! They're so cute! This is great, I'm gonna make a big enclosure for them ^^ *dances*

Edit:

Placebo tonight! OMFG!!!!!!1
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