Let's see here... "Make friends with Kerrek"

[mugiwarasilver]

"Kerrek says he has enough friends already. And he doesn't like your short, short pants."

What the-- Um, "Buy Kerrek a..." ok, I'll stop referencing Homestar Runner now.

Yeah, so I'm only writing this for the sake of writing anything at all. I'm really terrible at this, in case the starting off with a quote from a freaking Strong Bad e-mail didn't

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[mugiwarasilver]

Well thank you! Although... by what standards are you a "foreigner"? That seems like a difficult thing to be on the World Wide Web.

And yes, I know what quixotic means; it was a vocabulary word in my English class last year, and I remember remembering it becuase of its unusual spelling. And because it was defined as "romantic or idealistic." Speaking as a One Piece fan, I tend to like that combination.

[mugiwarasilver]

This is a valid point; however, our meeting and interaction is not as people from two different countries, but as fellow travelers on the Information Super Highway.

...

Wow, I'm sorry, thats sounded really cheesey. So England, huh? That's cool.

[mugiwarasilver]

Trust me, I'm stunned by it too... but I'm honestly kind of impressed as well. I didn't think I was capable of such a thing.

Eh? I thought I added you as a friend already... but apparently I didn't, so I'll go and fix that.

[mugiwarasilver]

Wait... Joseph Blanchette? Isn't that Legendary Frog? It's been ages since I've visited that website, but I'm nearly positive that was his name... the one name... TO RULE THEM ALL!

[mugiwarasilver]

Ah hah! I knew it!

But more than a small word, I'd say... It's A Small Net After All:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsASmallNetAfterAll

[mugiwarasilver]

...Does that mean that if I used a shrink ray on the earth, the Internet would instantly change size?

[mugiwarasilver]

Ah, I see... but does that then mean that the world is getting smaller and smaller with each passing day? If the Internet is gradually expanding, then in order to maintain that ratio, the earth must shrink... so won't we eventually reach a point where the world will become so small it ceases to exist? In which case... did Al Gore destroy the world when he "invented the Internet"?