Oct 10, 2020 12:29
I idolize the Rat Pack. I prefer listening to the Beatles on my record player. The best song to blast in your car stereo while driving is "Bohemian Rhapsody". I watch Dexter or Animal Planet (when I bother to watch TV). I am currently battling against my addictions. The addictions are winning.
I read Dilbert before I read any other comic in the newspaper. All I read in the newspaper is the comics. I'm one of those chick video gamers. Which means I play MarioKart and Drake&Josh and Brain Age and Quidditch World Cup and Super Smash Bros and and Sonic the Hedgehog and Dance Dance Revolution.
I make crude, politically incorrect comments on a regular basis because the world is too damn serious. I have a thing for Jews and Mormons. I blame Mel Brooks and Donny Osmond. I quote movies. A lot. I have at least one interest for every letter of the alphabet.
I only have anger issues when I drive. And then, I'm homicidal. I tend to focus all of my energy on one obsession at a time. Currently, it's Dexter and serial killers.
I have a speech impediment known as sarcasm. I was a paid livejournal user until the strikethrough/boldout nonsense. And since I have refused to give the company anymore of my money or submit myself to being "plussed" and covered in horrid ads from 6A douche sponsors.
I miss my 113 icons.
Friends Only, comment with a joke or a line from Blades of Glory to be added.
Just kidding. But funny commentary and inside jokes makes me like you more...
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