HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Really.
Have a nice day.
Enjoy your food.
'Cause thanks to global warming, all turkeys (Pause: Really, shouldn't it be spelled 'turkies'? Okay, you can hit play again.) will probably be extinct in the next fifty years.
BE THANKFUL YOU CAN SAY YOU LIVED TO SEE THE GRACEFUL TURKEY ROAM THIS PLANET.
. . . . AND YOU ATE 'EM!
(I'm starting to think my mom's food was drugged.)
So, long story short:
Happy (Almost-Extinct) Turkey Day U.S.A!
(In other news: YAY PACKERS WON!)
Have a nice day.
Enjoy your food.
'Cause thanks to global warming, all turkeys (Pause: Really, shouldn't it be spelled 'turkies'? Okay, you can hit play again.) will probably be extinct in the next fifty years.
BE THANKFUL YOU CAN SAY YOU LIVED TO SEE THE GRACEFUL TURKEY ROAM THIS PLANET.
. . . . AND YOU ATE 'EM!
(I'm starting to think my mom's food was drugged.)
So, long story short:
Happy (Almost-Extinct) Turkey Day U.S.A!
(In other news: YAY PACKERS WON!)