Short interlude, o etude, with an orange

Jul 27, 2010 15:32

I like butter but am allergic to butter.

I ate butter and now am sick of butter.

You'd think I'd learn my lesson, but I'm stilll thinking a bit of butter will make it better.

It won't. Being allergic to dairy products will do that to you.

Also I am very unphotogenic. My face, it is like a big box of epic boxy proportions.

Also some woman called me fat. Numerous times. Yesterday. And my thin, gorgeous sister was more upset about it than I was, which made me feel better, along with the quiet certainty that ohoho, if I wanted to take that bitch down that bitch would go down.

Ahem. My friend is leaving for India tomorrow, and I'm saying g'bye at the airport. Getting to the airport will take some effort, unfortunately.

Guh, I'm totally not doing any schoolwork at all (I'm totally not regretting not doing any schoolwork at all).

Peace out.

give us a song mr. pickle

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