Twenty-four Fires Set [April Fools Day//4th Wall]

[muffled_noises]

...I'm hearing a lot of weird voices over the phone. The fuck is going on?

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What is this I don't even.

[intoovertime]

Sixty seconds.

Oh dear god.

[muffled_noises]

...Oh god, no.

She's just a massive troll, it's okay.

[intoovertime]

I knew someone was there.

Just loling forever

[muffled_noises]

I'm stuck in a place called Mayfield. I have been for six months.

What do you want? Gonna get me out of here?

GOOD. I never do anything with her anyway.

[intoovertime]

Where?

I'm wondering why no one is going after the enemy intelligence.

[muffled_noises]

Mayfield. It's 50s American suburbia and it's really fucking annoying.

Probably because half the team is stuck here.

[intoovertime]

Never heard of it. You all seem quite adept at getting yourselves into messes.

[muffled_noises]

*He's sounding pretty annoyed by this point.*

Well, that's part of the job. But being here isn't.

[intoovertime]

[As always, going on with her usual unimpressed tone.]

By the sound of it, being there is easier than being here.

[muffled_noises]

*Pyro grumbles a bit.*

Not really. Things are still trying to kill me, but it's a little less frequent.

[intoovertime]

[There is a pause, there is a soft sound as she exhales.]

People are always going to be trying to kill you with a job like yours.

[muffled_noises]

Well, yeah. They don't like being on fire.

[intoovertime]

It's your job.

[Hesitant, it sounds like this is hard to say, it's almost painful for her to praise anyone.]

You do it well, at least.

[muffled_noises]

*Wow, that's surprising. You can kind of hear the pride in his voice, though.*

Well...Thanks. Don't think you guys would've hired me if I wasn't good at it.

[intoovertime]

Only the best of the best. You would not believe the amount of money we were paid to put together your teams.

[muffled_noises]

And just how much of that do we get?