GAS STATION CHRONICLES
day 2: (written in the beginning of day 3)
it's 440 am and i'm about to leave for work. craziness!
yesterday was our first full day of operation. i had my first pain in the ass member. i asked her to turn her engine off and she was like "why?". i looked at her for a minute like duhhhhhrrrrr, and then said it was the law. well, according to her her husband is a police officer and he would know, but the dude wasnt even there. if he was there, he would have told her "stop being a dumb bitch and turn off the engine woman. then suck my dick" because that's what i wanted to tell her, dick suckin and all. i kinda froze up though because i was in complete shock that someone would be that retarded and she was my first retard and it was just scary. i couldnt tell her why it was a law, i just knew it was damnit! bitch.
anywho, the rest of the day was fine. i think i offended neal because i interrupted his conversation with george to tell him we don't serve perverted old men. neal's a weird guy. like brandon says, he's a walking commercial. he kinda makes me think of the guy with the lisp from the princess bride mixed with a vaudeville actor mixed with george costanza in seinfeld. ha! um, rich touched me yesterday. it was very flattering to be touched by a boss guy! um. yeah! that's all i can think of. i have to be off anyway so i can stop for some coffee somewhere. mmm caramel latte
it's 440 am and i'm about to leave for work. craziness!
yesterday was our first full day of operation. i had my first pain in the ass member. i asked her to turn her engine off and she was like "why?". i looked at her for a minute like duhhhhhrrrrr, and then said it was the law. well, according to her her husband is a police officer and he would know, but the dude wasnt even there. if he was there, he would have told her "stop being a dumb bitch and turn off the engine woman. then suck my dick" because that's what i wanted to tell her, dick suckin and all. i kinda froze up though because i was in complete shock that someone would be that retarded and she was my first retard and it was just scary. i couldnt tell her why it was a law, i just knew it was damnit! bitch.
anywho, the rest of the day was fine. i think i offended neal because i interrupted his conversation with george to tell him we don't serve perverted old men. neal's a weird guy. like brandon says, he's a walking commercial. he kinda makes me think of the guy with the lisp from the princess bride mixed with a vaudeville actor mixed with george costanza in seinfeld. ha! um, rich touched me yesterday. it was very flattering to be touched by a boss guy! um. yeah! that's all i can think of. i have to be off anyway so i can stop for some coffee somewhere. mmm caramel latte