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so i've been watching sex and the city re-runs everynight for the past few weeks. the very edited but still good channel 45 version. so charlotte got married a few nights ago, it's been over a month in TV time, and her husband hasn't had sex with her yet! he says he can't get it up. and when she approaches him about it, he freaks out and says sex shouldn't be important. then last night, they kinda had it out about the situation, and then they went to sleep. well charlotte woke up and heard something coming from the bathroom, thinking it was her husband crying, but she walked in and found him jackin off in the fuckin sink! at first i was like appalled by the situation, what a jackass! what's his problem! then, i realized, what the hell. he's doin it in the sink??? THE SINK? people wash their hands there! and toothbrushes and faces full of toothpaste get dangerously close to there! why would you put your semen all over it! gross.
and in a very similar situation, i am going off birth control. i still haven't decided 100%, but i'm at like 90% sureness of it. it's caused me to go psycho, put me through multiple bouts of depression, and has sucked out the very little libido i had completely. it like defeats the whole purpose of itself! the reason i went ON birth control was so that i could have MORE sex without the turn-off-ish inconvenience of condoms and the worry that the ol pull out might leave some drippage. i'm pretty sure the way birth control works for those in a monogamous relationship is not by making your hormones so that you don't ovulate, it actually fucks with your hormones so that you don't want to have sex and so you don't even get the chance to get pregnant! that's what it has done to me. maybe charlotte's husband is on birth control. i don't masturbate in the sink like he does though.
i'm really scared because i read that there is sometimes this horrible withdrawal from the pill. like after about a week, your body keeps running like it's used to with the pill, but then it realizes there is no pill, so it freaks out and goes into this hormone overdrive, and it's like a crash course of any bad feelings you felt the whole time you were taking the pill. plus there's shakes and possible puking. wtf! after that though, you feel your body working itself, and my libido will come back! full force! weeee. chances are i wont have any horrible effects though, since i was only on it for like 5 months or something like that, i forget how long exactly. i think i'm looking forward to it.
oh yeah, and joe's friend and some of her friend's came over last night, and this one girl was talking about how she gets stuff free all the time, and they were really good ideas and i would like to do them sometime!
and also, i bonged my first beer last night. in the bathtub. fuck yeah, go me! i was amazed at how i could barely taste it and how fast it went down! yeah!
AND, me and joe and roe are going to see saves the day next wednesday!!!!!!! that's gonna be pretty effin awesome!
i found out about some legal herb that fuckin trips you out, like battling aliens and speaking tongues and shit. i would also like to do that, though i know it's going to take a lot of convincing to get joe to go along. it's also kind of expensive so i won't be playing with it for quite some time. but yeah, legal trip! some guy was tellin us stories, hehhhh
OH AND ONE MORE IMPORTANT THING. i fucked that interview bad. i got in there and i didn't like the vibe of the place and the people weren't very charming and i kinda sabotaged myself from the beginning because the very first thing i thought about when i sat down in the interview chair was "i don't want to work here. i should just end this interview now before it even starts." so yeah, bank telling isn't my thing. i only wanted to work there so that i could tell costco to fuck off. i would have been miserable there too, only in uncomfortable yet sexy clothes.
and in a very similar situation, i am going off birth control. i still haven't decided 100%, but i'm at like 90% sureness of it. it's caused me to go psycho, put me through multiple bouts of depression, and has sucked out the very little libido i had completely. it like defeats the whole purpose of itself! the reason i went ON birth control was so that i could have MORE sex without the turn-off-ish inconvenience of condoms and the worry that the ol pull out might leave some drippage. i'm pretty sure the way birth control works for those in a monogamous relationship is not by making your hormones so that you don't ovulate, it actually fucks with your hormones so that you don't want to have sex and so you don't even get the chance to get pregnant! that's what it has done to me. maybe charlotte's husband is on birth control. i don't masturbate in the sink like he does though.
i'm really scared because i read that there is sometimes this horrible withdrawal from the pill. like after about a week, your body keeps running like it's used to with the pill, but then it realizes there is no pill, so it freaks out and goes into this hormone overdrive, and it's like a crash course of any bad feelings you felt the whole time you were taking the pill. plus there's shakes and possible puking. wtf! after that though, you feel your body working itself, and my libido will come back! full force! weeee. chances are i wont have any horrible effects though, since i was only on it for like 5 months or something like that, i forget how long exactly. i think i'm looking forward to it.
oh yeah, and joe's friend and some of her friend's came over last night, and this one girl was talking about how she gets stuff free all the time, and they were really good ideas and i would like to do them sometime!
and also, i bonged my first beer last night. in the bathtub. fuck yeah, go me! i was amazed at how i could barely taste it and how fast it went down! yeah!
AND, me and joe and roe are going to see saves the day next wednesday!!!!!!! that's gonna be pretty effin awesome!
i found out about some legal herb that fuckin trips you out, like battling aliens and speaking tongues and shit. i would also like to do that, though i know it's going to take a lot of convincing to get joe to go along. it's also kind of expensive so i won't be playing with it for quite some time. but yeah, legal trip! some guy was tellin us stories, hehhhh
OH AND ONE MORE IMPORTANT THING. i fucked that interview bad. i got in there and i didn't like the vibe of the place and the people weren't very charming and i kinda sabotaged myself from the beginning because the very first thing i thought about when i sat down in the interview chair was "i don't want to work here. i should just end this interview now before it even starts." so yeah, bank telling isn't my thing. i only wanted to work there so that i could tell costco to fuck off. i would have been miserable there too, only in uncomfortable yet sexy clothes.