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i had to eat near the chickens.

i ate fried chicken and i did it in front of them to mock them MUAHAH

i dont think you understanad

they have talons and they fly up and ninja kick you in the face with them

i want to chase them and throw their own eggs at them. or feed them some eggs. or something cruel and unusual

these are unusually smart chickens. i bet they are lurking under my bed waiting to kill me

my family thinks this little battle is funny. its not. someones going to die. feathers will be lost. hair pulled

devils. evil.

im generally not this weird i swear. its midland