good times at pats birthday

May 17, 2008 14:38

since the big 2-1, every year i have gotten pretty drunk at pat's birthday party.

the first year, really really bad, very very drunk.

the second year, bad, pretty drunk, i was the only one who couldnt drive home at the end of the night, haha... unlike the first year when everyone spent the night

this year, not so bad, was i drunk? i guess so, i didnt feel very drunk, but i was surely buzzed.

thats not really the interesting part

the first year, i drank a couple 23 oz killians, a 23 oz blue moon, and i think i did 3 or 4 shots.... so like, total of 7 drinks, but those beers are doubles, so in 12oz beer = 1 shot, then i had 8-9 drinks.

the second year i drank three 23oz blue moons, a 12oz bottle of oberon, a 23oz killians, and 2 shots.... making 11 drinks... same as the year before, much much much less drunk, but still drunk.

last night, i had seven 23oz guinesses. i thought i only had 5, but i checked my receipts this morning, seven... making 14 drinks

14, not that that is some miraculous number of drinks or anything. but the astonishing part is that i was good to drive home an hour after leaving the bar, and i only peed once (hahah).

comparing that escalation from prior years, crazy... absolutely crazy

two years ago and 8 drinks gets me so wasted that we start playing straight up spin the bottle, no matter who it lands on, you kiss, boy or girl. this year, 14 drinks and i barely notice...

wow
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