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A random meme I found... go here and copy and paste the first 10 random quotes that apply to you or sound like something you might say.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
Conquering others takes force, conquering yourself is true strength.
Lao-Tzu (604 BC - 531 BC)
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
Robert Louis Stevenson (1850 - 1894)
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams (1957 - )
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Phillips
Chew before you swallow.
George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel
The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.
Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez
umm, I think thats ten
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
Conquering others takes force, conquering yourself is true strength.
Lao-Tzu (604 BC - 531 BC)
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
Robert Louis Stevenson (1850 - 1894)
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams (1957 - )
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Phillips
Chew before you swallow.
George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel
The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.
Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez
umm, I think thats ten