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Your result for The Mythological Goddess Test...
Nemesis
Indeed, you are 79% erudite, 42% sensual, 63% martial, and 88% saturnine.
This daughter of the Greek Goddess Nyx was initially thought of as a harsh force of opposition. However, she was later softened to represent the feeling of just resentment or righteous anger against those who committed crimes with apparent impunity, or who had inordinate good fortune.
Her name, Nemesis, means "she who distributes or deals out". And that she did. As she was the one directing human affairs in such a way as to maintain equilibrium of happiness and unhappiness, she could bring about losses and suffering if you made the impression of being too happy.
Being the one who checked extravagant favours by Tyche (or Fortuna, as the Romans called her), she was regarded as an avenging or punishing divinity, so it only makes sense that the Goddess of Punishment, Poena, was an attendant of Nemesis.
Despise all this suffering and vengeance, she is also said to have been as beautiful as Aphrodite. Her attributes were, among others, a rein, a sword, or a balance.
The Fifteen Goddesses
These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in
all or none of the four variables: Neit.
Erudite: Minerva.
Sensual: Aphrodite.
Martial: Artemis.
Saturnine: Persephone.
Erudite & Sensual: Isis.
Erudite & Martial: Sekhmet.
Erudite & Saturnine: Nemesis.
Sensual & Martial: Hera.
Sensual & Saturnine: Bast.
Martial & Saturnine: Ilamatecuhtli.
Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Maeve.
Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Freya.
Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Sedna.
Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Macha.
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And finally This, stolen from lacewood
Which characters would you.....
1. Bake cupcakes for: Jack
2. Trust with the keys to my car: no one. get the hell away from my fictional motorcycle
3. Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Edward Cullen, Twilight
4. Have a crush on: Jack
5. Pack up and leave if they moved next door: Edward Cullen
6. Vote for President: Jack
7. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie:buddy? oh, well then, Willow, from Buffy
8. Pair up:me and Jack?, Oh fine Jack and Sam
9. Vote off the island and into the volcano: Edward Cullen
10. Wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: MP3? Damn you fucking kids and your technology.
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