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Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am caught inside with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to the taxman, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I feel like going to bed. I am not complaining though. maybe tomorrow.
I swear on my mother's grave I will write something that makes sense soon. Honestly! Cats if you don't..