Goat bastard!
I caught part of The Chronicles of Narnia on TV, and my god, Mr. Tumnus is a pedophile!
I can't believe he actually put a roofie in Lucys tea, and the creepy way he looks around to make sure no one sees Lucy entering his lair of icky creepiness. As further proof I offer this bit of dialogue............
Lucy Pevensie: Oh, I should go.
Mr. Tumnus: It's too late for that. I'm such a terrible faun.
Lucy Pevensie: No. You're the nicest faun I've ever met.
Mr. Tumnus: Then I'm afraid you've had a very poor sampling.
Lucy Pevensie: I'm sure you haven't done anything that bad.
Mr. Tumnus: It's not something I have done, Lucy Pevensie. It's something I am doing.
Lucy Pevensie: What are you doing?
Mr. Tumnus, the Faun: [whispers and in tears] I'm kidnapping you.
Lucy Pevensie: But, Mr. Tumnus, you wouldn't. I thought you were my friend.
Damn you subtext.
Mr. Tumnus is a bad, bad faun. Dirty.
yet another fairy tale that will scar me retroactively into childhood. *SIGH*
I can't believe he actually put a roofie in Lucys tea, and the creepy way he looks around to make sure no one sees Lucy entering his lair of icky creepiness. As further proof I offer this bit of dialogue............
Lucy Pevensie: Oh, I should go.
Mr. Tumnus: It's too late for that. I'm such a terrible faun.
Lucy Pevensie: No. You're the nicest faun I've ever met.
Mr. Tumnus: Then I'm afraid you've had a very poor sampling.
Lucy Pevensie: I'm sure you haven't done anything that bad.
Mr. Tumnus: It's not something I have done, Lucy Pevensie. It's something I am doing.
Lucy Pevensie: What are you doing?
Mr. Tumnus, the Faun: [whispers and in tears] I'm kidnapping you.
Lucy Pevensie: But, Mr. Tumnus, you wouldn't. I thought you were my friend.
Damn you subtext.
Mr. Tumnus is a bad, bad faun. Dirty.
yet another fairy tale that will scar me retroactively into childhood. *SIGH*