Kiss my grits
"I never would have released the monkey if I knew it had AIDS" Fucking funny god damn movie. New rating scale: how offended would the douchebag lit teacher be if he saw this movie, and the answer is 7/10. I love you Neil Patrick Harris, I might even consider letting you brand me. I hope the treacle(third sequel) is a cross over with a Shawn of the Dead sequel. For those of you who stayed till after the credis you know what I'm talking about. Brains?!!? anyone? The treacle should really show more of their past - how did Kumar become such a fuck up? When did Harold get so strait laced? Why is Harold so hot as a goth?
I loved the anti-Yankness of this movie. Yet it still manages to stand up for whats right, like Donuts. Fuck you Donuts are indeed awesome! Good burns on Alabama, inbred hicks, southerners in general, and the KKK, and the hype of living in a post 9/11 world - 'cause jesus fucking christ I'm getting sick of it. People died. I get it. Seriously. People die everyday. Cigarettes are worse terrorists then a couple of whackjobs who got thru ridiculously lax security and flew into a fucking build(or 3, whose counting). It was 5 years ago! The states have done a lot worse to a lot more people in just the years since then.
Now I will gwt off my bitch box and get back to the regularly sceduled reviewing
Robert Cordry was actually pretty funny - I find his shtick a little over the top normally, but this works. The translator who didn't understand perfect english - love you. Racial profiling at the airport - take that Matthew Perry!
I need to find that movie poster with Dougie on the unicorn, and then start a religious movement with it. An offshoot of Whedonism perhaps.
As part of my new improved 25 things to do before graduating College/University:
-eat alone at a sit down restaurant (greasy spoon or better). You will feel stupid, do it anyways. (which I JUST did, hence the snappy title){X}
-write at least one essay the day/night before it is due.
-go to class hungover and or drunk at least once
-get a tattoo/piercing/ridiculous haircut
EDIT: 3 more ideas from Giggly Goth
*Dress up as a zombie for a full day of classes(does it have to be zombies?)
*Get a crush on one of your teachers [X] (the "X" is there because you've already done that.)
*Walk into the wrong class, midway through the semester
What are we at? 7!, 18 more to go.End edit
re-edit: another idea
-write an essay or paper that is the complete opposite of how you think/feel bull shit it if you happy, but go against your grain ONCE.
fuck one of your teachers for a better grade no wait, never mind. Yeah Honour Roll!
de-re edit. Or back to our regularly scheduled program.
-more to come.
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Bears countdown - we've still got 2 weeks or so people. It's okay.
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Recently come to a discovery(does it still count as a discovery if you already knew it but didn't have the right name for it?) I am a Henotheist.
Henotheism: the worship of one god, not precluding the existence of others who may also be worthy of praise.
and here I thought I was a polytheist.
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Holy fuck sg1_five_things why havn't you updated yet?! I live on the praise of strangers for my 5things/short stories that I write in a matter of minutes and don't really put a lot of effort into. Damn it.
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I'll probably post more today, but for now I leave you with these lovely pictures, which are offensive to some, but hysterical to me.
marriedtothesea.com
marriedtothesea.com
marriedtothesea.com
marriedtothesea.com
One for Giggly Goth
marriedtothesea.com
and this one is for KD
marriedtothesea.com
I loved the anti-Yankness of this movie. Yet it still manages to stand up for whats right, like Donuts. Fuck you Donuts are indeed awesome! Good burns on Alabama, inbred hicks, southerners in general, and the KKK, and the hype of living in a post 9/11 world - 'cause jesus fucking christ I'm getting sick of it. People died. I get it. Seriously. People die everyday. Cigarettes are worse terrorists then a couple of whackjobs who got thru ridiculously lax security and flew into a fucking build(or 3, whose counting). It was 5 years ago! The states have done a lot worse to a lot more people in just the years since then.
Now I will gwt off my bitch box and get back to the regularly sceduled reviewing
Robert Cordry was actually pretty funny - I find his shtick a little over the top normally, but this works. The translator who didn't understand perfect english - love you. Racial profiling at the airport - take that Matthew Perry!
I need to find that movie poster with Dougie on the unicorn, and then start a religious movement with it. An offshoot of Whedonism perhaps.
As part of my new improved 25 things to do before graduating College/University:
-eat alone at a sit down restaurant (greasy spoon or better). You will feel stupid, do it anyways. (which I JUST did, hence the snappy title){X}
-write at least one essay the day/night before it is due.
-go to class hungover and or drunk at least once
-get a tattoo/piercing/ridiculous haircut
EDIT: 3 more ideas from Giggly Goth
*Dress up as a zombie for a full day of classes(does it have to be zombies?)
*Get a crush on one of your teachers [X] (the "X" is there because you've already done that.)
*Walk into the wrong class, midway through the semester
What are we at? 7!, 18 more to go.End edit
re-edit: another idea
-write an essay or paper that is the complete opposite of how you think/feel bull shit it if you happy, but go against your grain ONCE.
fuck one of your teachers for a better grade no wait, never mind. Yeah Honour Roll!
de-re edit. Or back to our regularly scheduled program.
-more to come.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bears countdown - we've still got 2 weeks or so people. It's okay.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Recently come to a discovery(does it still count as a discovery if you already knew it but didn't have the right name for it?) I am a Henotheist.
Henotheism: the worship of one god, not precluding the existence of others who may also be worthy of praise.
and here I thought I was a polytheist.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Holy fuck sg1_five_things why havn't you updated yet?! I live on the praise of strangers for my 5things/short stories that I write in a matter of minutes and don't really put a lot of effort into. Damn it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll probably post more today, but for now I leave you with these lovely pictures, which are offensive to some, but hysterical to me.
marriedtothesea.com
marriedtothesea.com
marriedtothesea.com
marriedtothesea.com
One for Giggly Goth
marriedtothesea.com
and this one is for KD
marriedtothesea.com