Poor Claudia Black! Poor Wiccan Shopkeep! Poor Whipping Girls of Prague! BadJokes!
How do you kill a one legged fox?
Make it run across Canada.
How do you know if a woman has a blonde boyfriend?
Her belly button is bruised.
And now a funny rape joke(is there any other kind?) How do you make a little boy cry twice?
Wipe the blood on his teddybear afterwards.
Ahhhhh, so tasteless. So funny, to sickos like me at least.
School Update:
One essay written, but not typed - The Past and Future of Barefoot and Pregnant in The Kitchen:Feminism in the Colour Purple and the Handmaids Tale.
Next Up: Edukashun in Kanada: The Connection between Schools and Poverty
and
Does Your Lack of Imagination mean a Compromised Immune System?:The Effectiveness of Placebos and Positive Thinking(working title)
Bears in Underpants Countdown:16 Days!
Dirty Random Wordremunerate \rih-MYOO-nuh-rate\, transitive verb:
1. To pay an equivalent to for any service, loss, or expense; to recompense.
2. To compensate for; to make payment for.
To remunerate the children for his past misdeeds, Micheal Jackson paid them millions of dollars.
Yep, still making MJ jokes.
Also, I was reading about
some Stargate themed South Park episode last night, and it sounded cool, and guess what happened to be airing that night - AWESOME.
Kurt Russell, sent thru the "Doorway to Imagination Land" because he was in that movie that was kinda like this. After going thru he runs into some furry woodland Christmas animals...with glowing red eyes "Oh God They're Rapeing me! It Hurts! They're Rapeing Me and it Hurts!" Most Offensive, Amazing line EVER! Those animals are SICK FUCKS!
And what they did to Strawberry Shortcake.