I should probably be studying or something

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So not doing anything of worth this weekend:the house is trashed, the dishes are stacked in the sink, the cats have been completely ignored,homework is piled in the living rom, my room, the dining room, I'm barely watching my usual shows - the sad thing is, if pressed, I couldn't tell you what I've actually done this weekend. Time just seems to be flying by, and I've done nothing.

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Random reasons why Chocolate is better that Sex....

Chocolate won't get you pregnant
"If you love me, you'll swallow"
Chocolate is satisfing even if its gone soft
if you bite the nuts really hard the chocolate wont mind
you dont get hair in your mouth with chocolate (this ones for you giggly goth)

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Fuck St. Patricks Day!
St. Patrick is dead, the Pagans are still here - you lose sucka!

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Random Word from Dictionary.com is:
Chagrin: acute vexation

To his chagrin, he had blown is load all over her dress.

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