well, since I'm a bigot and all.......
In Sociology we learn what Whitey did to the world and the minority groups.
In Politics we learned what Canada did to the world and the minority groups.
In Literature my teacher asks my group to stay behind, so he can call me a bigot.(because I said the characters in the story were white trash)
So in the sprit of calling my overly politically correct Lit Teacher a douchebag (grande douchbaggery, in excess of $5000) I give you these...
A White Person Whine For EveryDay of the Week
some of my personal favourites include:
Complaint #147
“I really wish the vet would learn to pronounce my cat’s name correctly.”
Complaint #142
“I mean it feels good to buy organic, but would it kill Whole Foods to stock Diet Coke?”
Complaint #134
“My chiropractor has the worst selection of magazines in his waiting room; I mean, thanks, but I already read November’s issue of Golf…back in November!”
Complaint #130
“I really wish the Wings DVD’s would get here… I’m almost done with Mad About You.”
Complaint #117
“Ugh. The DVD box set of Mr. Bean doesn’t have the ‘Play All’ option. “
Here's something else
Things White People Like
So there, now I am officially a white trash hating bigot, who happens to consider herself white trash, but hey whatever. Douchebag.
and at the last moment, something completely unrelated and squee worthy...Read if you ship Jack/Sam and don't mind spoilers
Mmmm, Ronan, in the hot pants......
Teacher: still a Douche!
Dead Babies:6
In Politics we learned what Canada did to the world and the minority groups.
In Literature my teacher asks my group to stay behind, so he can call me a bigot.(because I said the characters in the story were white trash)
So in the sprit of calling my overly politically correct Lit Teacher a douchebag (grande douchbaggery, in excess of $5000) I give you these...
A White Person Whine For EveryDay of the Week
some of my personal favourites include:
Complaint #147
“I really wish the vet would learn to pronounce my cat’s name correctly.”
Complaint #142
“I mean it feels good to buy organic, but would it kill Whole Foods to stock Diet Coke?”
Complaint #134
“My chiropractor has the worst selection of magazines in his waiting room; I mean, thanks, but I already read November’s issue of Golf…back in November!”
Complaint #130
“I really wish the Wings DVD’s would get here… I’m almost done with Mad About You.”
Complaint #117
“Ugh. The DVD box set of Mr. Bean doesn’t have the ‘Play All’ option. “
Here's something else
Things White People Like
So there, now I am officially a white trash hating bigot, who happens to consider herself white trash, but hey whatever. Douchebag.
and at the last moment, something completely unrelated and squee worthy...Read if you ship Jack/Sam and don't mind spoilers
Mmmm, Ronan, in the hot pants......
Teacher: still a Douche!
Dead Babies:6