Also?

[muffinlips146]

Child repellent (this ones for you Katerific, or whatever the hell your online name is)

Buffy had it right, fairy tales are real

And finally, ( I can't put it any better then the title already being used)...

Police get grip on serial mastubator

Dead baby count:6
tee hee

School:Evil

And a Happy Corporate Love Day to you all