I'm such a lesbian sometimes. .
I think my cat is the coolest. It's unfortunate that I must write an entry on this. I know everyone thinks there cat is they coolest, but others have told me my cat is cool without me asking. People who "don't like cats", like sushi. Plus shes all cuddly and purry on me right now which doesn't happen too often, so maybe I'm just all buttered up. I think I like her because she's a shithead. All she thinks about is food and she talks all day. If you leave any edible object out and uprotected she will eat it, on carpet (to make cleanup harder), and rigt where you can see her. She will stare right in your eyes and swallow large bites as quickly as possible. This frantic eating style also causes her to get gassy, and man do her farts stink. She now has three food bowls to slow her down (I put a little bit of food in each) She is on a strict diet, but she would much rather be overweight. If I sleep in past 7 she walks all over me and meows relentlessly (I've ignored her for hours and she still wont stop). Her food must be kept in a closet in a bin lest she gets the closet door open or the bin (she's good at that stuff). Shes the cat you love to hate, but we're friends and she makes me happy.