i feel like corn does when it pops

[muff_chick]

this blows...its cold out...i have no boags....i have no bowl....im dating a tool....my best friend is moving away.....all my best friends move away....and on top of that i think lady is mad at me cause i haven't been paying much attention to her lately.......oh, yea.....and my eyebrows look like two long, fuzzy turd logs feedind off my face......
......peace