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I like reading through things I've written in the past. I spout such a never-ending stream of idiocy and spazness that occasionally, I come up with something that qualifies as pure genius. It's the 100 monkeys with a typewriter idea, I think. I need to be more drunk and be outside more often. I keep getting into clubs without getting ID'ed, so I might as well make the most of it. Before I die. Or shrink into a foetus or something.