Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I punched
jr0124 in the arm (-10 points). Last Saturday I broke
status's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I gave
xcessica a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I stole
esoj999's purse (-30 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (248 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
muddymtnanjail