I'm a post-feminist, and this is my apology

[muddyfeetgirl]

I am a man, and as a man, I've been told
Bacon is brought to the house in this mold
Born of your bellies, I yearn for the cord
Years I have groveled, my repentance ignored

And I have been blamed
And I have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended

I am man, who has grown from a son
Been crucified by enraged women
I am son, who was raised by such men
I'm often reminded of the fools I'm among

We don't fare well with endless reprimands
We don't do well with a life served as a sentence
This won't work well if you're hell-bent on your offence
I am a man who understands your resistance

I am a man who still does what he can
to dispel our archaic reputation
I am a man who has heard all he can
‘cause I don't fare well with endless punishment

“Cause I have been blamed and I have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended