There you all are!
Turns out I'd been signed out of LJ a few weeks ago and never realised. I was becoming a bit suspicious about the Failblog and LJ Status Update heavy flow of my friend feed, but now that little misunderstanding's been cleared up it's full steam ahead. Sorry for any action I may have missed.
Today's middle class moan is about pavement etiquette (part 1).
If I am walking on one side of the pavement, and you (playing that part of the evil supervillian) are walking towards me, but on the opposite side of the pavement from me, do not, in the final few seconds before we pass, decide that actually my side of the pavement looks far more appealing and switch, thus forcing me to stop and walk around you. It will make me absolutely furious, but due to a combination of a middle class upbringing and a fairly shy personality, I will not say anything to you directly, but I will give you one HECK of a filthy look. If you've sufficiently annoyed me, I may even throw in a tut and a sigh as well, so don't say you haven't been warned.
Today's middle class moan is about pavement etiquette (part 1).
If I am walking on one side of the pavement, and you (playing that part of the evil supervillian) are walking towards me, but on the opposite side of the pavement from me, do not, in the final few seconds before we pass, decide that actually my side of the pavement looks far more appealing and switch, thus forcing me to stop and walk around you. It will make me absolutely furious, but due to a combination of a middle class upbringing and a fairly shy personality, I will not say anything to you directly, but I will give you one HECK of a filthy look. If you've sufficiently annoyed me, I may even throw in a tut and a sigh as well, so don't say you haven't been warned.