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you know what's awesome?
hanging out with two incredibly rich guys who both share an interest in the same girl.
why is that awesome?
'cause then they start trying to out spend each other to impress the chick.
...and everyone in the party reap the benefits of such macho gusto.
and that is why i'm still hung over from saturday. 'cause two guys spent as much as i spend on rent to get me drunk... 'cause you know, they're loaded.
am i shallow? yes.
but was my gin and tonic? lord-the-fuck-no.
like takin' a shit on a pile of cocaine.
hanging out with two incredibly rich guys who both share an interest in the same girl.
why is that awesome?
'cause then they start trying to out spend each other to impress the chick.
...and everyone in the party reap the benefits of such macho gusto.
and that is why i'm still hung over from saturday. 'cause two guys spent as much as i spend on rent to get me drunk... 'cause you know, they're loaded.
am i shallow? yes.
but was my gin and tonic? lord-the-fuck-no.
like takin' a shit on a pile of cocaine.