This is acutally highly amusing...because they're all true

Oct 14, 2004 21:06

You know your from
Michigan if…
  • At least one person in your family disowns you during the Michigan/Michigan State football game.
  • Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
  • It's easy to get Vernors Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop.
  • The Big Mac is something that you drive across.
  • The word "thumb" has a geographical significance rather than an anatomical one.
  • You bake with "soda" and drink "pop."
  • You can identify an Ohio accent.
  • You drive 86 on the highway and you pass on the right.
  • You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.
  • You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
  • You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
  • You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
  • You know it's rained because of the smell of worms.
  • You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.
  • You know what a millage is.
  • You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your hand.
  • You think "vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
  • You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.
  • You've ever run both your furnace and your air conditioner on the same day.
  • Your idea of a traffic jam is forty cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.
  • Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.
  • Your nearest Home Depot is busier on any Saturday than a toy store at Christmas.
  • Your year has two seasons Winter and Construction.
  • You actually get these jokes!
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