Oct 14, 2004 21:06
You know your from
Michigan if…
- At least one person in your family disowns you during the Michigan/Michigan State football game.
- Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
- It's easy to get Vernors Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop.
- The Big Mac is something that you drive across.
- The word "thumb" has a geographical significance rather than an anatomical one.
- You bake with "soda" and drink "pop."
- You can identify an Ohio accent.
- You drive 86 on the highway and you pass on the right.
- You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.
- You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
- You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
- You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
- You know it's rained because of the smell of worms.
- You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.
- You know what a millage is.
- You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your hand.
- You think "vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
- You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.
- You've ever run both your furnace and your air conditioner on the same day.
- Your idea of a traffic jam is forty cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.
- Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.
- Your nearest Home Depot is busier on any Saturday than a toy store at Christmas.
- Your year has two seasons Winter and Construction.
- You actually get these jokes!